[Lyric] Third Most Stupidest Guy You Know (Jr. Gone Wild)

[Verse 1]
I was leaving in a hurry, I was leaving in a lurch
'Cause I thought I found the answer when I fell outside the church
The cops were busting smokers, the stars were all in line
I asked about your problem, they said you're feeling fine
I was wondering why I was racing, will I make win place or show?

[Chorus]
Man, I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

[Verse 2]
'Cause the world was slowing down a bit, and I took a wrong turn
Don't invite me drinking 'cause I've got too much to learn
Well, I tied up all my loose ends, I tied them up real tight
And I tried crossing the highway without looking left or right
And then my baby left me, why I'll never know

[Chorus]
Man, I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know

[Verse 3]
Then I hung out with a whirling dervish, and I spent a night in jail
With no belt and no shoelaces, just a slab and a metal pail
My cellmate was a student, he was studying to be a shrink
I said, "What you do to get in here?" He said, "For a crime, I think"
Well, I gave him a problem with the conversations flow
[Chorus]
Now he thinks I've got to be the third most stupidest guy he knows

[Verse 4]
Then I got caught in a rain shower, lots of water pouring down
I spied a crying lady in a spoiled wedding gown
She was looking for a shoulder, she gave me the keys to her Honda
She said I reminded her of some guy named Henry Fonda
At the very next red light, well I said I had to go

[Chorus]
Man, I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know