[Lyric] This little Fury for Faye Valentine (Offsite)

Peeing in the shower
Not wearing condoms
Masterbating in between TV and eating ramen
These are just a couple things we ought to have in common
Don't you think?
Don't you think
I've already thought about it a buttload
Wrap you round my waist like belt buckle
Up here, together's not meant to be a struggle yet
I'm Magikarp splashing helpless in a puddle
Hitting the wall harder than a stunt double
We could be the kind of lover's
Who blow each others cover
Blowing marijuana smoke, eating peanut buttеr
Sandwiches riverside
You don’t likе the crust
I would cut it off and we would feed the ducks dinner
I'd engulf you in the winter time love
Fit you snug in my drug rug love
Give you a back and a butt rub love
Give you a bath in the bath tub love
And kiss your pruny toes
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Trying to see in this what you see in this
Speak your mind
Never feel inclined to plead the fifth
I will listen
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Never feel inclined to hide behind
A verbal pantomime
I'll write until my hand's the kind
You put your hand inside
If you go deaf from all the sirens and anguish
I'll be the first one beside you
Learning sign language
I'll be the opposite of absent
A tad romantic
Shooting up your demons like a dope addict
We'll go at it over which torrents to download
The whole first season of Fargo or Fargo
We'll leave Target with thumbs over the barcodes
Of unpurchased candy bars and organic bar soap
We'll set the bar high
Climb 'till the bar's low
And keep digging like we're Kissin' Kate Barlow
Listen to us argue
You prefer Martin Freeman on a bar stool
I'm more of a William H. Macy guy
But I can be convinced cuz I'm
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