[Lyric] This Old Mans Too Drunk To Drive (Junkhouse)

[Verse]
This old man, he played one
Lost his money on the buffalo run
Now he's lyin' in jail with a head full of knives
This old man is too drunk to drive

This old man gave a dog a bone
And there's a beehive head on the telephone
I see a big bus comin' full of maritime wives
This old man is too drunk to drive

[Chorus]
This old man
This old man
This old man
I say ooooh

[Verse]
This old man is made of earth and bone
Just a ten-watt bulb in a trailer home
Keep your big mouth shut, I said your fat momma lies
This old man is too drunk to drive
[Chorus]
This old man
This old man
This old man
I say ooooh

[Verse]
This old man shuffled off to war
He gave a diamond bullet to a Paris whore
And now this Hamilton life never looked so alive
This old man is too drunk to drive