Song: Three things I hate about PCs
Viewed: 57 - Published at: 8 years ago
Artist: Steve Cash
Year: 2008Viewed: 57 - Published at: 8 years ago
[Chorus]
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Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da, ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
[Verse 1]
Here's a little song I wrote for the geeks, it's called three frickin' things I can't stand about PCs!
I gotta say before I start, a word at Microsoft, I spent a thousand bucks and all it does it piss me off!
Number one, spam, no not the meat in the can, the one that clutters up your email box and that comes from my RAM
Oh look, I got another message from my good friend Bill, you can gain four inches just from taking a pill (Amazing!)
I don't want your cheap Viagra, I don't wanna lose weight, and you can all just burn in hell for this and that would be great!
Oh no, that ones got a virus in it, no don't download it please! Control Alt Delete! Control Alt Delete!
[Verse 2]
Number two, Windows Moviе Maker just isn't the swell, If I push on any button thеn it all goes to hell!
It's always crashing, unresponsive just by making a click, I'm gonna get you Bill Gates, it's got your name on it! [Dammit!]
I'm just gonna move that right- Oops! Your kidding, again, I have to reboot?
You think they really care about how long it takes to get movies done? Believe me, it took me 2 days just to edit this one
[Verse 3]
Number three, here's something I hear everyday, I say "yeah I'm good on computers", and you know what they say? "So you're good at computers, huh? Well oh my lord, I have this old one right here and it don't turn on anymore, can you fix it?"
Whoa buddy no, I didn't say that, I said I'm good on computers, where'd you get this crap?
Making music, funny movies, coding video games, building websites, Just for fun I like to write my own name! (haha!)
Just because I can do some really really cool things on it, does not qualify me to fix your shit
And when Eddie from Van Halen said he shreds best by far, do you think they showed up on his doorstep "can fix my guitar?"
No, hell no! Do you think he cares? Platinum records aren't degrees in instrumental repair!
So when your talking to a techie and he sounds like a nerd, don't bring him your Commodore "Can you make this work?"
It's a common misconception that we hear all the time, just because you watch a lot of TV don't mean you can fix mine!
So that's it, I'm done, I've said my piece, that was three little things I frickin' hate about PCs
[Chorus]
Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da , Ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da, ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da , Ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da, ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
[Verse 1]
Here's a little song I wrote for the geeks, it's called three frickin' things I can't stand about PCs!
I gotta say before I start, a word at Microsoft, I spent a thousand bucks and all it does it piss me off!
Number one, spam, no not the meat in the can, the one that clutters up your email box and that comes from my RAM
Oh look, I got another message from my good friend Bill, you can gain four inches just from taking a pill (Amazing!)
I don't want your cheap Viagra, I don't wanna lose weight, and you can all just burn in hell for this and that would be great!
Oh no, that ones got a virus in it, no don't download it please! Control Alt Delete! Control Alt Delete!
[Verse 2]
Number two, Windows Moviе Maker just isn't the swell, If I push on any button thеn it all goes to hell!
It's always crashing, unresponsive just by making a click, I'm gonna get you Bill Gates, it's got your name on it! [Dammit!]
I'm just gonna move that right- Oops! Your kidding, again, I have to reboot?
You think they really care about how long it takes to get movies done? Believe me, it took me 2 days just to edit this one
[Verse 3]
Number three, here's something I hear everyday, I say "yeah I'm good on computers", and you know what they say? "So you're good at computers, huh? Well oh my lord, I have this old one right here and it don't turn on anymore, can you fix it?"
Whoa buddy no, I didn't say that, I said I'm good on computers, where'd you get this crap?
Making music, funny movies, coding video games, building websites, Just for fun I like to write my own name! (haha!)
Just because I can do some really really cool things on it, does not qualify me to fix your shit
And when Eddie from Van Halen said he shreds best by far, do you think they showed up on his doorstep "can fix my guitar?"
No, hell no! Do you think he cares? Platinum records aren't degrees in instrumental repair!
So when your talking to a techie and he sounds like a nerd, don't bring him your Commodore "Can you make this work?"
It's a common misconception that we hear all the time, just because you watch a lot of TV don't mean you can fix mine!
So that's it, I'm done, I've said my piece, that was three little things I frickin' hate about PCs
[Chorus]
Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da , Ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
Ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da, ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
( Steve Cash )
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