[Lyric] TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE (@FernChalamet)

[Intro: Melissa Fumero, Andy Samberg]
Sorry, I can't reschedule
I have tickets to a TED Talk on power poses and getting what you want by using your body
Uh-oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual
Uh-oh, I hope it doesn't get too sexual, title of your sex tape. But, seriously, what is taking so long? Also the title of your sex tape

[Verse 1]
We set the rules, let’s keep it simple
Dating at night, during the day we’re single
I always had a feeling it wouldn’t work

[Verse 2]
Having fun in your room while drinking
But this night I know we’ve crossed the limit
Once we start we can nеver stop

[Chorus]
Keep trying and trying but I just can’t resist to you
Your butt is the bomb and I just don’t know what to do
Sincе that night we climbed to the roof
We knew it would be a bumpy ride
That’s the title of our tape
[Verse 3]
You lost the bet, thought I’d met you suffer
But you turned into my lover
Our love was a case I could never solve

[Verse 4]
Let’s make out in the evidence room
We broke the rule
Hope it wasn’t a mistake
That's the title of our tape

[Bridge]
I told myself I’d commit to this precinct, Brooklyn 99
Now, I’m committed for life to this girl by my side
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride
That's the title of our tape
Cause you’re like a drug I’m willing to taste
Just open the gates
We can make it five to nine times in a row
You tell me every night “let’s put on a show.”
Guess that’s the title of our tape

[Outro: Joe Lo Truglio, Andy Samberg]
Now, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging
That's not how holes work. Title of your sex tape