[Lyric] Tits in a Box (Jimbo (Drag Queen))

[Intro]
Hey, boy
I've got something so special for you this year
So won't you just lay back, and listen

[Verse 1]
Boy, ever since we met online
I've been wanting to show you
Something special of mine
And now that it's Christmas time
Are you ready to see what I had in mind?
It's a two for one special
Baby pop up my top
Take a peek inside, darling
It's my tits in a box
(Tits in a box)

[Chorus]
Not gonna get you no teenie tiny titties
(Tits in a box)
Oh, you're gettin' this year all my triple double Ds
(Tits in a box)
Not gonna get you a trip around the world
(Tits in a box)
Got you something special, babe
From me and the girls
[Verse 2]
To all the people out there with someone to impress
Just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in the box
Two - stick your tits in the box
Three - baby, open the box
And that's the way you do it
(Tits in a box)

[Outro]
Christmas; tits in a box
Underneath the Christmas tree; tits in a box (Tits in a box)
Happy New Year; my big tits in a box, yeah (Tits in a box)
Birthday; tits in a box
Easter; tits in a box (Tits in a box)
To your grandma's; her saggy tits in a box (Tits in a box)
In the bathtub; tits in a box
Getting surgery; tits in a box (Tits in a box)
At a funeral; my dead tits in a box
(Tits in a box)