[Lyric] Too Old To Be A Punk Rock Prodigy (free cake for every creature)

[Verse]
At work customers tell me I look sixteen
I tell them I'm twenty-two, they say, "Really?!"
One woman tells me I'm too skinny like a girl
One man tells me to eat some meat
I pretend his isn't what he means

I look too young yet already feel too old to do a lot of things
Like wear a pumpkin pin to work or paint my nails green
And maybe it's true I'm too old but I won't let it stop me
I'll let myself be too young to dye my hair blue
I'll save it for when I turn seventy-two

Yeah my hair will be royal blue
When I'm seventy-two

[Chorus]
It's true that I'm too old to be
A punk rock prodigy
But hey that's kind of ok with me
Cause it means I'm still alive and breathing
Yet I feel too young to be
Certain things like a college graduate and far from my family
Ba ba ba ba

[Verse]
Too old to sit outside all day like
I did when I was thirteen, feel like I need to be doing something
Too young to sleep in with you
Like we're married, it, that's not true
I just like to wake up early

Let's get married, just kidding
Plus I'd lose the ring
I'm too young to keep anything
I lose a lot of things
Like contact with old friends
Like my house key, the door's always open
Please don't steal from me

Please. Don't. Steal. My. Mochi

[Chorus]
It's true that I'm too old to be
A punk rock prodigy
But hey that's kind of ok with me
Cause it means I'm still alive and breathing
Yet I feel too young to be
Certain things like a college graduate and far from my family
[Outro]
Always gonna be too young too young (Young!)
Young, too young (Old!, Young! Old! Young-Uh! Uh! Uh! Young!)
[?] Grandma (Old!)
And my baby (Old! Yeah, yeah)
I'm young (Old, young. Young young young young)
I'm not old you're young
Young, Young
I'm too weird