Once upon a time in a land far away
Lived a beautiful princess that a toad wished to sway
This frog was cliche, asked her out to a play, and to his dismay, princess yelled nay
Because she said no the toad just watched her
He just stalked her
In love with the king's daughter
This toad knows that she is looking for someone
A princess scrolling the rolodex in the mon’
And at night on her phone
Swiping right on Tinder
Who’s that guy that just match with her?
A prince! From the enemy Kingdom Britanicus
The other toads told him to not be a sourpus
But sometimes, our feelings get the best of us
So he’ll be watching on their date at cafe la exodus
A week goes by and there is the toad
Standing in the snow, peeping through the window
Watching as his soulmate Giggles in Glee
Pours a cup of tea with her prince charming
She got up quickly And needed to pee
But the Toads saw the Prince slip yew-tree in her tea
He knew exactly what the fine powder was
Cuz last week that stuff almost killed the painter Gus!
It was in the dye of the paint he was usin’
Who would've known that he would end up losin’
Not knowing what to do, the toad kept watching
The princess came back and sipped that deadly concoction
As she drank, his heart sank, and in a blink, the princess's face turned pink
She grabbed her neck wheezing and gasping
Prince was acting like he don't know what happened
So the toad took action
Sprinted through the door with a stride a mile-wide
Yelled with all his might “she's been poisoned with cyanide!”
“Come on toad'' someone says “help the chick!”
Worried to death, the toad felt sick
Then he shouted, “yes!” and realized he was anemic
“B12” he yelled. It was exactly what she needed
It was the antidote for Gus “Take this princess and you will live to see another dusk”
Toad gave her the antidote, and she swallowed
Finally let go of her throat, and she said as follows
“toad I was wrong you are my knight in shining armor
It has been you all along and my love is getting stronger.”
Blushed from head to heel, toad was in bliss
Then the princess went in for a true love's kiss
This is a fairytale of Love to reminisce
But there's something else to take away from this
My name is Autumn Kelin, a neurologist physician
I died from Cyanide, my husband took the conviction
Take this as a lesson, however, you may need it
You could find it in explosives, dye, or a peach pit
B-12 is the anecdote, you better believe it!
Just make sure you have a toad friend that is anemic
Lived a beautiful princess that a toad wished to sway
This frog was cliche, asked her out to a play, and to his dismay, princess yelled nay
Because she said no the toad just watched her
He just stalked her
In love with the king's daughter
This toad knows that she is looking for someone
A princess scrolling the rolodex in the mon’
And at night on her phone
Swiping right on Tinder
Who’s that guy that just match with her?
A prince! From the enemy Kingdom Britanicus
The other toads told him to not be a sourpus
But sometimes, our feelings get the best of us
So he’ll be watching on their date at cafe la exodus
A week goes by and there is the toad
Standing in the snow, peeping through the window
Watching as his soulmate Giggles in Glee
Pours a cup of tea with her prince charming
She got up quickly And needed to pee
But the Toads saw the Prince slip yew-tree in her tea
He knew exactly what the fine powder was
Cuz last week that stuff almost killed the painter Gus!
It was in the dye of the paint he was usin’
Who would've known that he would end up losin’
Not knowing what to do, the toad kept watching
The princess came back and sipped that deadly concoction
As she drank, his heart sank, and in a blink, the princess's face turned pink
She grabbed her neck wheezing and gasping
Prince was acting like he don't know what happened
So the toad took action
Sprinted through the door with a stride a mile-wide
Yelled with all his might “she's been poisoned with cyanide!”
“Come on toad'' someone says “help the chick!”
Worried to death, the toad felt sick
Then he shouted, “yes!” and realized he was anemic
“B12” he yelled. It was exactly what she needed
It was the antidote for Gus “Take this princess and you will live to see another dusk”
Toad gave her the antidote, and she swallowed
Finally let go of her throat, and she said as follows
“toad I was wrong you are my knight in shining armor
It has been you all along and my love is getting stronger.”
Blushed from head to heel, toad was in bliss
Then the princess went in for a true love's kiss
This is a fairytale of Love to reminisce
But there's something else to take away from this
My name is Autumn Kelin, a neurologist physician
I died from Cyanide, my husband took the conviction
Take this as a lesson, however, you may need it
You could find it in explosives, dye, or a peach pit
B-12 is the anecdote, you better believe it!
Just make sure you have a toad friend that is anemic
( Leah and Elise )
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