[Lyric] Tschaikowsky (Adolph Green & Lady in the Dark Ensemble (1963))

[RINGMASTER]
There's Maliszewski, Rubinstein, Arensky, and Tchaikovsky
Sapellnikoff, Dmitriev, Tcherepnin, Kryzhanovsky
Godowsky, Artsybushev, Moniuszko, Akimenko
Soloviev, Prokofiev, Tiomkin, Koreshchenko

There's Glinka, Winkler, Bortniansky, Rebikov, Ilyinsky
There's Medtner, Balakirev, Zolotarev and Khvoshchinsky
And Sokolov and Kopylov, Dukelsky and Klenovsky
And Shostakovich, Borodin, Glière, and Nowakowsky

There's Lyadov and Karganoff, Markevitch, Panchenko
And Dargomyzhsky, Shcherbachov, Scriabin, Vasilenko
Stravinsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, Mussorgsky, and Gretchaninov
And Glazunov and César Cui, Kalinnikov, Rachmaninoff

Stravinsky and Gretchaninov
Rumshinsky and Rachmaninoff
I really have to stop the subject has been dwelt upon enough!

Thеre's Maliszewski, Rubinstein, Arеnsky, and Tchaikovsky
Sapellnikoff, Dmitriev, Tcherepnin, Kryzhanovsky
Godowsky, Artsybushev, Moniuszko, Akimenko
Soloviev, Prokofiev, Tiomkin, Koreshchenko
There's Glinka, Winkler, Bortniansky, Rebikov, Ilyinsky
There's Medtner, Balakirev, Zolotarev and Khvoshchinsky
And Sokolov and Kopylov, Dukelsky and Klenovsky
And Shostakovich, Borodin, Glière, and Nowakowsky

There's Lyadov and Karganoff, Markevitch, Panchenko
And Dargomyzhsky, Shcherbachov, Scriabin, Vasilenko
Stravinsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, Mussorgsky, and Gretchaninov
And Glazunov and César Cui, Kalinnikov, Rachmaninoff

Stravinsky and Gretchaninov
Rumshinsky and Rachmaninoff
I really have to stop the subject has been dwelt upon enough!

[JURY]
Stravinsky!

[RINGMASTER]
Gretchaninov!

[JURY]
Rumshinsky!

[RINGMASTER]
Rachmaninoff!
I really have to step because
You all have undergone enough!
(spoken)
Proceed with the trial!
[CHARLEY, spoken]
Mr. Ringmaster, I would like to call Miss Liza Elliott. 

[RINGMASTER, spoken]
And about time too. Introducing that dazzling defendant and peerless proponent of mental acrobatics, Miss Liza Elliott. 

[JURY]
And now the star attraction
The greatest in the land
The feature attraction
Gives us action on the witness stand!

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Miss Elliott, you've heard the charges against you. Have you made up your mind about any of these things?

[LIZA, spoken]
No, I haven't. 

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Do you intend to?

[LIZA, spoken]
I don't know

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Can you give this court any reasonable explanation as to why you cannot make up your mind?
[LIZA, spoken]
Yes, I can.