This is a spoken-word poem by me
First name Big, last name Bisgo
Clears throat
So one day I was walking out on the street
A-and I saw Christopher Walkin
So I went after him and said, "EY, YO WHA-WHAT UP MAI BIG BOAH?"
And he said, "wh-who the fuck are you?"
So I punched him in the face and I ran away real real speedy-like
Then exactly 16 minutes later, a white van pulled up to me
The doors pulled open and the man shouted, "Ey, yo-yo kid, get inside we got candy an-and Christopher Walkin"
He thought I was a kid because cuz I was a 34-year-old baby-faced man with dwarfism
So I yellеd back, "EY, NO, CHR-CHRISTOPHER WALKIN'S A DOUCHEBAG"
And the guy said, "Eh-yo-yo-k we still have candy tho"
And I said, "EH-WH-WHAT KIND OF CANDY?"
And hе-he said, "Eh we got those little circle thingies that come-they come in the gingerbread houses"
And then I said, "EH-NA-NAH THOSE THINGS FUCKING SUCK SEE YA LATER, NERD"
And exactly 9 hours later the same van pulled up to me and the man said, "E-ey we got Skittles now"
And I said, "FUCK YEAH" and went inside
And when I got inside I immediately got punched, and then I got tied up with a rope
And I saw Christopher Walkin in the corner he-f-probably fuckin' dead
Called him a douchebag anyway
So this man came up to me and he told me to call him "Uncle dad"
And I-I don't know why, since he's neither my uncle or my dad
So I got up and I beat the shit of him cuz he didn't tie me up-and tie up my feet like a fuckin' bozo
I looked him in the eye and said, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SKITTLES?"
He said, "We don't have any"
And I said, "YOU FUCKIN' LIED TO ME?"
And he went-he-this man, he goes, "Yeah"
So I picked him up with one finger and I threw him through the roof he probably died from the fall I don't fuckin' know I wasn't paying attention
And I went up to the driver, and I told the driver, to gih-to call me Uncle Dad cuz I thought it sounded cool
And I literally ripped his fuckin' spine out of his body
So then I walked home with the guy's spine, you know it was like 6 blocks, and I heard my mom yelling at my dad when I went inside
She went, "I-I cheated on you with your brother. That child isn't yours"
And I realized the guy I threw out the window, he told me to call him Uncle Dad because he was my uncle and my dad
Then I went into my room and I went to sleep
Thank you for listening to my spoken-word poem
Now get the fuck out of my house
Seriously get the fuck out
First name Big, last name Bisgo
Clears throat
So one day I was walking out on the street
A-and I saw Christopher Walkin
So I went after him and said, "EY, YO WHA-WHAT UP MAI BIG BOAH?"
And he said, "wh-who the fuck are you?"
So I punched him in the face and I ran away real real speedy-like
Then exactly 16 minutes later, a white van pulled up to me
The doors pulled open and the man shouted, "Ey, yo-yo kid, get inside we got candy an-and Christopher Walkin"
He thought I was a kid because cuz I was a 34-year-old baby-faced man with dwarfism
So I yellеd back, "EY, NO, CHR-CHRISTOPHER WALKIN'S A DOUCHEBAG"
And the guy said, "Eh-yo-yo-k we still have candy tho"
And I said, "EH-WH-WHAT KIND OF CANDY?"
And hе-he said, "Eh we got those little circle thingies that come-they come in the gingerbread houses"
And then I said, "EH-NA-NAH THOSE THINGS FUCKING SUCK SEE YA LATER, NERD"
And exactly 9 hours later the same van pulled up to me and the man said, "E-ey we got Skittles now"
And I said, "FUCK YEAH" and went inside
And when I got inside I immediately got punched, and then I got tied up with a rope
And I saw Christopher Walkin in the corner he-f-probably fuckin' dead
Called him a douchebag anyway
So this man came up to me and he told me to call him "Uncle dad"
And I-I don't know why, since he's neither my uncle or my dad
So I got up and I beat the shit of him cuz he didn't tie me up-and tie up my feet like a fuckin' bozo
I looked him in the eye and said, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SKITTLES?"
He said, "We don't have any"
And I said, "YOU FUCKIN' LIED TO ME?"
And he went-he-this man, he goes, "Yeah"
So I picked him up with one finger and I threw him through the roof he probably died from the fall I don't fuckin' know I wasn't paying attention
And I went up to the driver, and I told the driver, to gih-to call me Uncle Dad cuz I thought it sounded cool
And I literally ripped his fuckin' spine out of his body
So then I walked home with the guy's spine, you know it was like 6 blocks, and I heard my mom yelling at my dad when I went inside
She went, "I-I cheated on you with your brother. That child isn't yours"
And I realized the guy I threw out the window, he told me to call him Uncle Dad because he was my uncle and my dad
Then I went into my room and I went to sleep
Thank you for listening to my spoken-word poem
Now get the fuck out of my house
Seriously get the fuck out
( Big Bisgo )
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