[Lyric] Uncle Morty (Shadi (Deathbomb Arc))

[Announcer]
Hello everybody, I would like to introduce my friend and long time partner: Shady Van Gogh
(applause)
He's here to uh, play at this venue tonight for all you young, fine people. Not only is he a musician, but he is a spectacular artist everybody
He will be playing this-uh.. What is it called.. Uh let's just call it Shamanism
Well you folks enjoy the show tonight, all right? Shady's going to perform in just a bit. But until then, enjoy the music

[Hostess]
Here's your table, guys! Enjoy the show!

[Uncle Morty]
This guy's gonna fuckin suck. Look at his shitty-(coughing)
Look at his shitty computer he's using to make his music, what the fuck?

[Uncle Morty's Wife]
Shut up! Get outta here, I think he's gonna do just great, Morty!

[Uncle Morty]
(drinking) Ah, whatever. What the fuck is this shit anyway, elevator music?

(footsteps onto stage)
(audience screams)
[Shady Van Gogh]
Drink responsibly, folks