[Intro: Chazer Wazer]
Yo Jay, you ready to frick these silly boi's up?
Ay, I'll take the first verse
[Verse: Chazer Wazer]
703 is the deadliest duo, this is aimed at you hoe's
I killed both my brothers and then raped my mum so I could have a new bro
But I didn't cum because I needed a poo, so
I just had a shit on her face, Thatcher is who I wanna date
Joshter Jay is who I'm gonna rape because he had a hotter date
He was fucking that Becky bitch and he wouldn't let me hit
I sucked my uncle's dick because he said he'd get me rich
I would cut myself but I've got an empty wrist
I put this bitches chest in a shredder until she had confetti tits
Imma head of this rap shit, I can take time to murder
I'm the worst you've ever heard of
(Yo, I'm pretty bad) Fuck off before I hurt ya
Alert your parents, the crazy man's back
Stab ya nan's back, I OD on lean, weed and crack
You're just jealous because I can rap
Steal lyrics from a fans rap, then eat pudding off your nan's lap
Here to make a hot mess of a slut bitch in a prom dress
Here to get my nuts licked, feel my balls in your soft neck
I wanna see your throat bulge, I'll grab you in a chokehold
Treat you like a boat load and fill you up with semen, you'll get shot next
If Imma eat your bitches pussy, Imma do it with mayo
Hey ho, I just wanna taste your eight toes
Eight because I cut the others and I want to see your nails grow
I'll assault you like Papa John because I make dough
I'm never condonin' rape, I'll sever your bones and- wait
I'm clever like Capone in them olden days
Oh, and hey, it's Jay and Chazer together and they're going great
Murder your captain and leave 'em in the loading bay
We're throwing shade at hobos that couldn't afford to get their loans replayed
Hide this, I wish I could say "bye bitch" to Billie Illish
I wanna get someone childish whitish like a rice dish
Woah, did I just write this? My eyes itch, silence
I fry my eyes bitch, looking at myself and my dick is a nine inch
That was a shit verse G, it's like you've got herpes
I chain myself up with a 500 pound bitch so she can hurt me
I'm horny, give me a bitch to drown who's 4 feet
I remember this time your boy was pretty naughty
I was peaking through some bitches window but she saw me
ASDA is where I got the ladder from
I only cum when I'm in a room with Cavan and when Brazzers on
When I rap with Jay, I turn into 7, Chazer's gone
When I murder a track, I brag about being apart of the best rapper song
Let me pass this mic to Jay, oh wait, that's a bomb
I'm Slim without the Shady, unlike him I'm not this crazy
But I'm willing to stomp a baby if it means round two with that hot bitch maybe
You know, the one from the first verse that I shot started dogging
I won't stop until my nerves hurt when I'm cumming in her coffin
I'm a rude dude who eats glue and stewed poo and sends nudes
I fuck ten dudes at an orgy and it's women I exclude
Can't wait to rape your wife when I possess you
Whoops, I meant I can't wait to molest Jews (haha. Get out of my Studio, slut)
I've only got 5 bars, I hit you with five cars
Just know I'm a radical dude like Bart
I've tried suicide many times but it's like I've got nine hearts
I accidently killed a kid but I bought his mum a nice card
I'm tryin' to write her an apology, but why start?
You're all shit, I'll kill y'all and burn your corpses with torches
I'm a beast, not a beauty, but your whore is
That poor bitch, I'll murder her horses, I'm fucking awesome
Proceed with caution, I'll intercourse her and then abort it
I shove a Dr. Pepper bottle up my bum
I fucking love knives like sluts like cum
I've got a 1-year old kid and I forced a bitch to fuck my son
After I committed a school shooting I was yelling bravo
When I got asked if I was a pedo, I got sweaty palms, yo
I was browsing porn but then I saw myself wanking with a dildo
Which was a surprise 'cause I wanted to see someone fucking a MILF's hole
Yo Jay, you ready to frick these silly boi's up?
Ay, I'll take the first verse
[Verse: Chazer Wazer]
703 is the deadliest duo, this is aimed at you hoe's
I killed both my brothers and then raped my mum so I could have a new bro
But I didn't cum because I needed a poo, so
I just had a shit on her face, Thatcher is who I wanna date
Joshter Jay is who I'm gonna rape because he had a hotter date
He was fucking that Becky bitch and he wouldn't let me hit
I sucked my uncle's dick because he said he'd get me rich
I would cut myself but I've got an empty wrist
I put this bitches chest in a shredder until she had confetti tits
Imma head of this rap shit, I can take time to murder
I'm the worst you've ever heard of
(Yo, I'm pretty bad) Fuck off before I hurt ya
Alert your parents, the crazy man's back
Stab ya nan's back, I OD on lean, weed and crack
You're just jealous because I can rap
Steal lyrics from a fans rap, then eat pudding off your nan's lap
Here to make a hot mess of a slut bitch in a prom dress
Here to get my nuts licked, feel my balls in your soft neck
I wanna see your throat bulge, I'll grab you in a chokehold
Treat you like a boat load and fill you up with semen, you'll get shot next
If Imma eat your bitches pussy, Imma do it with mayo
Hey ho, I just wanna taste your eight toes
Eight because I cut the others and I want to see your nails grow
I'll assault you like Papa John because I make dough
I'm never condonin' rape, I'll sever your bones and- wait
I'm clever like Capone in them olden days
Oh, and hey, it's Jay and Chazer together and they're going great
Murder your captain and leave 'em in the loading bay
We're throwing shade at hobos that couldn't afford to get their loans replayed
Hide this, I wish I could say "bye bitch" to Billie Illish
I wanna get someone childish whitish like a rice dish
Woah, did I just write this? My eyes itch, silence
I fry my eyes bitch, looking at myself and my dick is a nine inch
That was a shit verse G, it's like you've got herpes
I chain myself up with a 500 pound bitch so she can hurt me
I'm horny, give me a bitch to drown who's 4 feet
I remember this time your boy was pretty naughty
I was peaking through some bitches window but she saw me
ASDA is where I got the ladder from
I only cum when I'm in a room with Cavan and when Brazzers on
When I rap with Jay, I turn into 7, Chazer's gone
When I murder a track, I brag about being apart of the best rapper song
Let me pass this mic to Jay, oh wait, that's a bomb
I'm Slim without the Shady, unlike him I'm not this crazy
But I'm willing to stomp a baby if it means round two with that hot bitch maybe
You know, the one from the first verse that I shot started dogging
I won't stop until my nerves hurt when I'm cumming in her coffin
I'm a rude dude who eats glue and stewed poo and sends nudes
I fuck ten dudes at an orgy and it's women I exclude
Can't wait to rape your wife when I possess you
Whoops, I meant I can't wait to molest Jews (haha. Get out of my Studio, slut)
I've only got 5 bars, I hit you with five cars
Just know I'm a radical dude like Bart
I've tried suicide many times but it's like I've got nine hearts
I accidently killed a kid but I bought his mum a nice card
I'm tryin' to write her an apology, but why start?
You're all shit, I'll kill y'all and burn your corpses with torches
I'm a beast, not a beauty, but your whore is
That poor bitch, I'll murder her horses, I'm fucking awesome
Proceed with caution, I'll intercourse her and then abort it
I shove a Dr. Pepper bottle up my bum
I fucking love knives like sluts like cum
I've got a 1-year old kid and I forced a bitch to fuck my son
After I committed a school shooting I was yelling bravo
When I got asked if I was a pedo, I got sweaty palms, yo
I was browsing porn but then I saw myself wanking with a dildo
Which was a surprise 'cause I wanted to see someone fucking a MILF's hole
( Chazer Wazer )
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