[Lyric] Very Intense (A Fucking Klondike Bar)

[Verse 1]
Make a copypasta and then eat a bowl of pasta
Slap Rastas in the mouth with syrup sauce
Four people enter the bar
One of them says "(IN) I'm in a steel" and the other one agrees

[Bridge]
Kiss my wife, kiss my husband
Don't kiss my child, he is cold

[Verse 2]
Greasy french fry oil that sneezes man fluid
Claim they are going to Russia but are actually just dreaming
"Come back" says the man who got robbed
"I'm a vegan" says some random bystander

[Bridge]
Kick my wife, kick my husband
I don't care that much if you kick my child

[Verse 3]
Search party partnership, sign up now
I need a search party 'cause I lost my cousin
Help that (IN) ride his bike again
[Bridge]
Lick my wife, lick my husband
My child is attempting to murder me

[Verse 4]
Syrian government is betraying all trust
They gave me a donut when I wanted a cache of weapons
I will invade them for no reason

[Bridge]
Shit my wife, shit my husband
My child was made to the beat of Rick Astley

[Verse 5]
Drum-drum-drum, I am playing with the boys
Their cock and balls and nuts are bouncing
Holy shit, I've never been so erect
My wife loves Pong

[Bridge]
Prick my wife, prick my husband
Publicly execute my child

[Verse 6]
Get Bill Cosby'd
Get Bill Cosby'd
Get Bill cosby'd
Holy fucking damnit
[Bridge]
(IN) my wife, (IN) my husband
Build a wall between me and my child

[Verse 7]
I am the shilling, filling the dill pickle
I smack the (green) faster than when I smack the (purple)
Ugly woman man man child gets devoured by a black hole
I destroyed you and you died

[Bridge]
Rip my wife, rip my husband
Completely obliterate my child

[Verse 8]
Risk your brain is small brain and brain and can reproduce
I'll shove you up the first line of my life to get you a mushroom
What the hell is the only way you know how T is that I could have done
Fuck the game is a good thing to be a dick when you get to

[Bridge]
Clip my wife, clip my husband
Brutally decapitate my child

[Outro]
Oh shit, you better run away from my child
My child is gonna fucking murder me
Oh fuck, oh shit, my husband and my wife were murdered
My child is going to kill me
Oh fuck, I- I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm scared
Do not murder me please, run away from me