[Chorus]
But can he beat Goku?
He can beat anyone, read and I’ll show you
Between the lines of dialogue in the harem, I will expose you
Let us suppose you, you who acts all high and mighty
Come to Gensokyo lookin’ for a fighty
Come on down and wet your dumb tighty whities
Crunch your bones like it’s 87 bitey!
Who are you?
Come to Gensokyo, don’t know what to do
Noticed a Youkai that’s tall with big boobs
Fill out your destiny, new Gappy Stu, yeah
Izayoi on the track
Catch a human feelin’ wack
No more Spell Card, just attack
[VERSE]
Ultimate Lifeform, Angel of Death
Hearin’ you talk makes me wanna go deaf
Don’t you dare speak or breathe another breath
Name is bad luck, call you Macbeth
Emotional history, the biggest mystery
Is why you treat your wife like an accessory
Harem is growin’, readers are groanin’
But you still got Lady Sakuya moanin’
DxD, that’s fine by me
No more con-ti-nu-i-ty
Though your powers seem beefy
You just can’t win on Easy
Haven’t even dug into Chapter One
And to my head I rest a gun
Toad, there’s just no way that you always win
Write something good or get thrown in the bin
Man, I’m tired
Thanos comes, he’s retired
Ganondorf in the fire
Sephiroth I admire
Omnitrix on your wrist
Where’s the big plot twist
Typo, Riser Phoenix
Left and right like Twix
[Chorus]
But can he beat Goku?
He can beat anyone, read and I’ll show you
Between the lines of dialogue in the harem, I will expose you
Let us suppose you, you who acts all high and mighty
Come to Gensokyo lookin’ for a fighty
Come on down and wet your dumb tighty whities
Crunch your bones like it’s 87 bitey!
Who are you?
Come to Gensokyo, don’t know what to do
Noticed a Youkai that’s tall with big boobs
Fill out your destiny, new Gappy Stu, yeah
Izayoi on the track
Catch a human feelin’ wack
No more Spell Card, just attack
[VERSE]
In my pants I’m gonna pee
You control reality
Is that an Infinity Stone in your pocket
Or are you just way too happy to see me
Tell me why, tell me how
All of Gensokyo you plow
Harem is growin’, readers are groanin’
Touhou 7 exists, but you don’t notice
Yeah
Library in there
Three months, you never knew?
Expected that from you
Don’t look so surprised
It’s your fate the council decides
Masturbate, make readers cry
Hesitate, why can’t you die
Drain me of my power, then you drain your cock in Sakuya
You screw every woman, but your wife is a side-chick to ya
You’ve no precious thing to steal, no emotions that you feel
You’re takin’ the steering wheel, power’s your Achilles' heel
But do you know da wae?
‘Cuz I bet you’d scream and shout if Toad Skywalker was gay
Nae, nae
Reading this fanfic made me have a stroke
Please tell me that all of your fics are a joke
I’d sue you, but it appears that I’m broke
[Chorus]
But can he beat Goku?
He can beat anyone, read and I’ll show you
Between the lines of dialogue in the harem, I will expose you
Let us suppose you, you who acts all high and mighty
Come to Gensokyo lookin’ for a fighty
Come on down and wet your dumb tighty whities
Crunch your bones like it’s 87 bitey!
Who are you?
Come to Gensokyo, don’t know what to do
Noticed a Youkai that’s tall with big boobs
Fill out your destiny, new Gappy Stu, yeah
Izayoi on the track
Catch a human feelin’ wack
No more Spell Card, just attack
But can he beat Goku?
He can beat anyone, read and I’ll show you
Between the lines of dialogue in the harem, I will expose you
Let us suppose you, you who acts all high and mighty
Come to Gensokyo lookin’ for a fighty
Come on down and wet your dumb tighty whities
Crunch your bones like it’s 87 bitey!
Who are you?
Come to Gensokyo, don’t know what to do
Noticed a Youkai that’s tall with big boobs
Fill out your destiny, new Gappy Stu, yeah
Izayoi on the track
Catch a human feelin’ wack
No more Spell Card, just attack
[VERSE]
Ultimate Lifeform, Angel of Death
Hearin’ you talk makes me wanna go deaf
Don’t you dare speak or breathe another breath
Name is bad luck, call you Macbeth
Emotional history, the biggest mystery
Is why you treat your wife like an accessory
Harem is growin’, readers are groanin’
But you still got Lady Sakuya moanin’
DxD, that’s fine by me
No more con-ti-nu-i-ty
Though your powers seem beefy
You just can’t win on Easy
Haven’t even dug into Chapter One
And to my head I rest a gun
Toad, there’s just no way that you always win
Write something good or get thrown in the bin
Man, I’m tired
Thanos comes, he’s retired
Ganondorf in the fire
Sephiroth I admire
Omnitrix on your wrist
Where’s the big plot twist
Typo, Riser Phoenix
Left and right like Twix
[Chorus]
But can he beat Goku?
He can beat anyone, read and I’ll show you
Between the lines of dialogue in the harem, I will expose you
Let us suppose you, you who acts all high and mighty
Come to Gensokyo lookin’ for a fighty
Come on down and wet your dumb tighty whities
Crunch your bones like it’s 87 bitey!
Who are you?
Come to Gensokyo, don’t know what to do
Noticed a Youkai that’s tall with big boobs
Fill out your destiny, new Gappy Stu, yeah
Izayoi on the track
Catch a human feelin’ wack
No more Spell Card, just attack
[VERSE]
In my pants I’m gonna pee
You control reality
Is that an Infinity Stone in your pocket
Or are you just way too happy to see me
Tell me why, tell me how
All of Gensokyo you plow
Harem is growin’, readers are groanin’
Touhou 7 exists, but you don’t notice
Yeah
Library in there
Three months, you never knew?
Expected that from you
Don’t look so surprised
It’s your fate the council decides
Masturbate, make readers cry
Hesitate, why can’t you die
Drain me of my power, then you drain your cock in Sakuya
You screw every woman, but your wife is a side-chick to ya
You’ve no precious thing to steal, no emotions that you feel
You’re takin’ the steering wheel, power’s your Achilles' heel
But do you know da wae?
‘Cuz I bet you’d scream and shout if Toad Skywalker was gay
Nae, nae
Reading this fanfic made me have a stroke
Please tell me that all of your fics are a joke
I’d sue you, but it appears that I’m broke
[Chorus]
But can he beat Goku?
He can beat anyone, read and I’ll show you
Between the lines of dialogue in the harem, I will expose you
Let us suppose you, you who acts all high and mighty
Come to Gensokyo lookin’ for a fighty
Come on down and wet your dumb tighty whities
Crunch your bones like it’s 87 bitey!
Who are you?
Come to Gensokyo, don’t know what to do
Noticed a Youkai that’s tall with big boobs
Fill out your destiny, new Gappy Stu, yeah
Izayoi on the track
Catch a human feelin’ wack
No more Spell Card, just attack
( Ryouko Pegs )
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