[Lyric] WAIFU (Creepkido)

[Verse 1]
Yeah I'm living in this new world, issa Isekai
Got these anime girls all around me, kawaii
And when I look at them eye to eye
My body and brain can't help but notice their oppai
Hentai
They're out here screaming hentai
Can't tell if I'm a pervert or if my hair is over my eyes
Now am I high or did I die?
Because even shrooms can't show me these thick thighs of these;

[Chorus]
Waifus
Anime waifus
They're so perfect its like im under genjutsu
Can't be bothered to get myself a life-u
I'll sit inside, on my ass, and wage wars about these
Waifus
Anime waifus
Goddess like Aqua, darling like Zero Two
I'm not a simp, My name is not Subaru
I'd only simp for a waifu like you
[Verse 2]
I've resorted back to bodypillows and HentaiHaven
Because my social skills are like those of a caveman
Monkey brain see, monkey brain do
Monkey D. Luffy without the Luffy just Monkey who?
My personality's just like an Isekai protag
Chasing after women, it's a game of tag
Except these women are 2D
Wish I could turn it to three, but luckily I got all these;

[Chorus]
Waifus
Anime waifus
They're so perfect its like im under genjutsu
Can't be bothered to get myself a life-u
I'll sit inside, on my ass, and wage wars about these
Waifus
Anime waifus
Goddess like Aqua, darling like Zero Two
I'm not a simp, My name is not Subaru
I'd only simp for a waifu like you

[Outro]
Yeah man, and then they called me a weeb degenerate?
A loser?
I mean, sounds right to me