Song: Warp to World 6-9
Artist:  Benefit
Year: 1999
Viewed: 15 - Published at: 5 years ago

[Spoken]
Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test
C Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho

[Verse 1]
It's 1986, I'm in the first grade, I'm working really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy, believe me, Mario would get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed so bad that he's busting up bricks with his head
He just wants sex so forget the wedding bells, jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret passageways, makin' his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher, eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack, oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer, it's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man and get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink, princess won't fuck a little kid, I think
So stay grown and attend to your own and eventually, the Princess will attend to your bone

[Hook]
Save the Princess quick because she wants a dick
And if you let her free, you get the pussy
Save the Princess quick because she wants a dick
And if you let her free, you get the pussy
[Verse 2]
Bowser's tryna get head right now from the Princess, but if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance
Cloud people throwing little spike animals, green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody yet running the Princess's oven and Mario always says "Virgins, I love 'em"
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells till I get 1-up
I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit 'cause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do so I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag and say to myself "another castle in the bag"
I hope Bowser's ready 'cause he's in for a ride and Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class, Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly and I hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worthwhile just to see Mario smile, standing next to the Princess buck-naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid, Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made

[Hook]
Save the Princess quick because she wants a dick
And if you let her free, you get the pussy
Save the Princess quick because she wants a dick
And if you let her free, you get the pussy

( Benefit )
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