[Lyric] Welcome To L.A. / Diagnosis Reprise (William Gibson, Joe Raposo, & The Demo Cast of Rag Dolly)

[NURSES]
FEELING WELL? IT’S MORNING!
LIFE IS SWELL! IT’S MORNING!
DOCTORS HERE ARE LEAN AND TANNER
WITH A BETTER BEDSIDE MANNER!
PRETTY PILLS! IT’S MORNING!
NO MORE CHILLS! IT’S MORNING!
REST ASSURED, YOU’LL SOON BE CURED!
IT ALWAYS ENDS THAT WAY
SO, WELCOME TO L.A. AND HAPPY DAY!

(SIMULTANEOUSLY)

[DOCTORS]
BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
YER FUTURE ISN'T WORTH A LICK, LICK, LICK!
AS MASTER SURGEONS WE CONFESS
YOU'RE A MESS AND WE'D LIKE TO EXPRESS
OUR CONDOLENCE TO YOUR FATHER
GAD, IT REALLY IS A BOTHER
THAT YOU'RE ILL, ILL, ILL!
AND WAIT UNTIL YA’ GET THA THE BILL, BILL, BILL!
WE KNOW YOU'RE SINKING
AND ALTHOUGH WE'RE GLAD WE MET YA
THAT OL' REAPER'S GONNA GET YA
SO WE'LL BID ADIEU AND WAVE TA TA GOODBYE!
BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
AND WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE

[NURSES]
FEELING WELL? IT’S MORNING!
LIFE IS SWELL! IT’S MORNING!
DOCTORS HERE ARE LEAN AND TANNER
WITH A BETTER BEDSIDE MANNER!
PRETTY PILLS! IT’S MORNING!
NO MORE CHILLS! IT’S MORNING!
REST ASSURED, YOU’LL SOON BE CURED!
IT ALWAYS ENDS THAT WAY
SO, WELCOME TO L.A. AND HAPPY DAY!