[Lyric] Were Different But Were The Same (Aunty Donna)

[Intro: Mark, Zach, Broden]
Aranciata Rossa!
Fanta!
Parmigiana reggiano!
Bega Stringers!
La Dolce Vita!
Neighbours!
The Mona Lisan!
Neighbours!
Basilica da san Pantro!
Toadie from Neighbours!
What the fuck are you motherfuckers doing?
What's all this bickering?
Well, I'm what you might call a "True Blue Aussie"
And I'm what the bullies at high school referred to as;
"Fuck you, you greasy stinky dick Italian, ya salami... you are salami man, you- Italian dick, you're- you have, you have grease under your dick, because you are, filthy wog, you fuckin' fob, I- get out of the lawn, get out of the lawn; take your dolmades with you"
And we can't seem to get along
Oh, you bloody boys, don't you know I'm the Aussiest bloke that ever there was, and even I know it's our differences that make us the same
Say what?
Say what?
Well, why don't we put it this way?
[Verse 1: Broden, Zach, Mark]
I like sandwiches
Aw gross, but I like camembert
But I like veal scallopini
See? All so different
Yes, but, we all love food (Oohh)
'Cuz we're different, but we're the same
Okay

[Verse 2: Broden, Zach, Mark]
I love Acca-Dacca
And I like the opera; La la la
But I like the song "Shaddap You Face"
But we all like music
Yes
'Cuz we're different, but we're the same
I get it

[Verse 3: Broden, Zach, Mark]
I like the Murdoch press
And I like The Guardian
And I like the instructions on a Dolmio jar
But we all like reading
That's right, Meck
'Cuz we're different, but we're the same
[Verse 3: Broden, Zach, Mark]
I like runners
And I like Dr. Martens
And I like Zach's Dr. Martens
Aw, thanks
But we all like footwear
'Cuz we're different, but we're the same

[Verse 3: Broden, Zach, Mark]
I like sport games
And I like computer games
And I've got a fuck doll that looks like Zach
Wait, what?
But we all like hobbies
'Cuz we're different, but we're the same

[Verse 3: Broden, Zach, Mark]
I like cool t-shirts
Uh, well I like check shirts, but can we talk about this fuck doll?
And I like getting Zach's check shirts

[Interlude: Mark, Broden]
Out of the laundry and wearing them to parties, where people don't know either of us, and I make them call me Zach, and I don't know why I do these things, and I think I need to see a psychologist, but I ran out of sessions on my mental health care plan, and sometimes, sometimes I think about cutting a hole in Zach's chest cavity, and crawling inside of him like a little worm boy, and wearing him like a big meat onesie, like a ooga-booga-booga, I'm wearing Zach's skin like a big meat onesie, and then I put my penis, inside his penis, so it wraps around mine like a sushi roll; you know I'd never do it, but I think about it a lot, you know

But we all like fashion
'Cuz we're different but we're the same
We're different but we're the same