[Lyric] What I Do In My Freetime (Lil Buttermilk)

(Verse 1)

When I get home
And I'm all alone
I pull down my pants
Whip out my human plant
Look at the clock (its time)
And start stroking my cock
Which is hard as a rock (LIKE DWAYNE)
Get off tik tok (go to porn)
And start nutting in a sock
Till its hard as minecaft bedrock

(Chorus)

I be masturbating
Y'all be fuckin hating
I be masturbating
Y'all be fuckin hating

(Verse 2)
I START EJACULATING
I BEGIN EMANCIPATING
I JUST STARTED STROKING
HAD WATER AT 3AM (mmm) HYDRATING
RHYMING ABOUT BEATING IT IS FRUSTRATING
MY COCK IS PULSATING
I JUST FUCKED AN ASIAN BITCH, HAD TO START TRANSLATING
I TOLD HER WHAT TO DO, CALL THAT DICTATING
FINALLY BUSTED, CAN FINALLY START CELEBRATING

(Chorus)

I be masturbating
Y'all be fuckin hating
I be masturbating
Y'all be fuckin hating

(Verse 3)

Oh shit my mom walked in
Straight after i begin
My mom knows it's a sin
She gonna put me in the bin

(what r u doing)
(Verse 4)

I grab the sheets
I put them over my meat
So i can't skeet
I close out the tweet
And say i'm about to go back to sleep
(Soon as she leaves)
I hope back in my seat
And opеn the tweet
And jack until I'm am complete

"Arе you seriously watching porn by yourself"

(Verse 6)

THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE
TRYNNA WATCH TWO BITCHES RIDE
GOT MY AXELS MOVING LIKE A BIKE
I’M TRYNNA NUT IN ONE NIGHT
I WANNA SEE TWO BITCHES FIGHT
ACCIDENTIALLY SAW GAY PORN, WHAT A BIG FRIGHT

(I AIN”T GAY THO BUT)

(Verse 7)
BUT SOMETIMES IT”S ENJOYABLE
MY SPERM IS VERY EMPLOYABLE
THE PORN ISN”T EVEN BUYABLE
I ELECTROCUTED MY DICK WITH A JUMPER CABLE
(ZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZ ZAP)