[Lyric] What Kind of Crazy? (Seahorse Trash)

[Jack, spoken]
Look, we have a better chance of catching this guy if you’re in the saddle

[Will, spoken]
I’m in the saddle. Just confused which direction I’m pointing
I don’t know this kind of psychopath- never read about him
I don’t even know if he’s a psychopath!
He’s not insensitive, he’s not shallow-

[Jack, spoken]
You could tell something about him or you wouldn’t have said this was an apology
What’s he apologizing for?

[Will, spoken]
Couldn’t honor her
He feels bad

[Jack, spoken]
Feeling bad defeats the purpose of being a psychopath, doesn’t it?

[Will, spoken]
Yes, it does
[Jack, spoken.]
Then what kind of crazy is he?

[Will, sung]
He felt bad because he did it
Put the corpse back where he killed it
Whatever kind of crazy that is!

[Jack]
You think he loves these girls?

[Will]
No, he loves one of them
The others simply by association

[Jack]
So what you’re saying is
This man is sensitive

[Will]
He’s got no time to lose
He’s going to kill again

[Jack + Ensemble]
But he’s going to get caught
[Will + Ensemble]
One way or another

[Jack + Ensemble]
We need just one more clue

[Will + Ensemble]
There’s more secrets to uncover

[Jack + Ensemble]
He’s covering his tracks

[Will + Ensemble]
But it takes two days to do it

[Jack + Ensemble]
Not long ‘til next attack

[Will + Ensemble]
I swear to God we’ll find him
But I don’t know what’s wrong with this guy’s head!

[Will]
These girls are candy bars
And he is Willy Wonka
[Jack]
Then, surely, one of them’s the golden ticket

[Will]
She wouldn’t be the first
But she wouldn’t be the last
He’s trying to hide just how special she is

[Jack + Ensemble]
You make jumps you can’t explain

[Will + Ensemble]
The evidence explains it

[Jack]
Well, here’s an idea
Why don’t you help me find some of it?!

[Will]
You’ve got Heimlich and Bloom

[Jack]
But they don’t think like you

[Jack + Ensemble]
Will Graham, goddammit
Won’t you please just see this through?

[Will]
Fine! I’ll go
But then you leave me alone!

[Mrs. Nichols]
Looks like the other girls

[Jack]
She fits the profile

[Mr. & Mrs. Nichols]
Oh, please just tell me that our darling is alive!

[Jack]
Shh! You think he took her here?

[Will]
Yes, I am certain of it

[Jack]
Show us your daughter’s room

[Will]
You can hold the cat if it’s easier

[Mr. Nichols]
We’ve been in and out all day

[Mrs. Nichols]
The police were here this morning

[Will]
I don’t know what to say except
She’s in here decomposing

[Jack, spoken]
Alright, everybody leave the room
We’re gonna let Will do his thing
That means you too, Beverly!

[Will]
I put my knee on her chest
And I strangle her neck
Tries to scream, but she can’t
This is my design!