[Lyric] Where Are You Now Parody (Bart Baker)

[Justin Bieber]
Where did I go
I’ve been gone
Haven’t made songs in so long
Been locked down on house arrest for all the shit that I did wrong

Meanwhile pop music moved on
Big hits are EDM songs
So I called up Skrillex and Diplo

This video is so dark, you can barely see me
There’s no lighting
Now you can see that I’m singing
But my mouth is barely moving

Even though I got a brand new model girlfriend
Every week
This song’s about how I’m lonely
(Look at me pout)
I bite my lip, it’s so cheesy
I have new lesbian hair
I did a roast to change my image (image)
Cause I have to try
To make the world think that I’m not a d-bag (d-bag)

Man did I fool all those dumb pricks


[Skrillex]
Why werеn’t we asked to be in this?


[Diplo]
Justin wants all of thе credit
So just keep messing with his pics


[Justin Bieber]
Who is drawing all these dick pics?
I thought I told you guys that you cannot be in this (mmm)


[Skrillex & Diplo]
We wrote this song and made this beat, jerk, we own it
So get lost dude

We only let you sing on it to sell more units
That is true
And now we got a hit because all your rabid fans bought it
We used you


[Justin Bieber]
What!
Oh my God, I’m gonna kill you


[Skrillex & Diplo]
We have a weapon to beat you


[Justin Bieber]
What is it?
What will you use?


[Skrillex & Diplo]
I will simply play for you
A high pitched annoying flute loop


[Justin Bieber]
Yes, so what, what will that do?

[Skrillex & Diplo]
It will drive you Looney Tunes
It can cast magic spells too
And it’s starting now

We now summon
A mutant version
Of your ex-best friend
With this magic flute

Look there he is
He’s huge and he’s pissed


[Justin Bieber]
Shit, it’s Mally, my pet monkey


[Mally]
You abandoned me
In Germany
Now it’s time JB, I get my revenge


[Justin Bieber]
Oh no!


[Mally]
You’re coming with me
To captivity


[Justin Bieber]
No please let me go!