[Lyric] Whose Ego? My Ego (Rapider Than Horsepower)

OOOHHH
I'm a martian
I'm a crazed beast
I can do a sugar shuffle
With my electric feet
I'm a silver El Camino
It's my favorite car
Van Halen II in the tape deck
With my plates expired

OOOHHH!
Tonight I'm a vampire
I'm out for the feed
Standing sharp with platinum fangs
Bleeding all I need
I'm a milky white stallion
I'm the bravest steed
I'm out to lunch for the moment
It's the same old situation
Same old ball and chain
The face is always the same
I'm still that blunt object
Right upside my forehead
I'm the murder behind the mystery
The answer's out back in the shed
I'm a 15 foot tall concretе building
Blocking what's up ahead
I'm that stone stare in thе statue
I'll never go away
Talk talk talk all I want to
I'll never go away

I'm your old uncle antelope
Just trying to cross the road
I smell the way I do cuz it's natural
If I had glasses it'd be the funniest thing
I'm an American homerun hitter
The king of the league
You see I beat the best of them
And then I cheat the rest of them

And when my ankles ache, oh
I give them a bath
This pillow's made for relaxing
That's just what I'll do
I'm an evening of enchanted romance
I'm buttered popcorn I am bliss
I'm a posterchild for overexposure
I'm a tuneless rut
Stuck with what worked the best
I'm a voicebox novelty store
Shoplifter, chronic masturbator
I'm a little dirty whore
Sometimes I'm a cold panther
A dancer with the night
I never know when to quit
I think now that I should

I LEAVE IT ALONE LONE LONE LONE LONE I LEAVE IT ALONE LEAVE IT ALONE
LEAVE IT TO STAY TO STAY TO STAY LEAVE IT TO STAY TO STAY TO STAY
(x3)

(have you ever listened to william shatner's books on tape? what they do is they edit out all of his breathing so the pace is so insane that it hurts your fucking mind)