Song: Why the Hell did Lockdown have to End? AKA The Lockdown Song
Viewed: 60 - Published at: 4 years ago
Artist: Foil Arms and Hog
Year: 2020Viewed: 60 - Published at: 4 years ago
[VERSE 1}
They say we're moving to Phase Three
And everything is opening gradually
Shops, hotels and pizza parlors
Soon pubs, clubs and barbers
[VERSE 2]
And up to now I had a perfect excuse
For being borderline recluse
But lockdown rules are being reverted
And that's bad news for the introverted
[VERSE 3]
Social gatherings I've been dreading
Like Mick's stag and Ciara's Wedding
Avoiding nightclubs not a chance
I'll probably even have to dance
[VERSE 4]
Ducking and diving out of invitations
Trying to avoid everyone's attentions
I like my friends, and they're good fun
I just don't like groups of more than one
[VERSE 5]
But they'll ask me and I'll have to go
Cause I'm socially awkward and I can't say "No"
For the last five months I didn't have to lie
There really was a chance that I could die...
I had the perfect excuse!
We were in lockdown
[VERSE 6]
Go for drinks with the office crowd
Awkward silence though the music's loud
Beside the IT guy who never talks
And the girl from accounts who's going through a divorce
[VERSE 7]
Sitting in the barber's chair
Oh, please don't talk, just cut my hair
Standing, waiting for a coffee
As the barista explains his life philosophy
[SPOKEN]
FOIL: You see, love is like an aura, or a shining light coming from within. I think if we could harness that..
ARMS: Could I get a flat white?
[VERSE 8]
Now I'll have to get dressed properly
Which causes me anxiety
Cause I like the sweatpants lazy look
But outside the house you're supposed to give a fuck
I'm going to miss my dressing gown
Now we're out of lockdown
[VERSE 9]
FOIL: A barbecue is overdue
ARMS: I'll be there at 10!
FOIL: But it starts at two?
Why the hell did lockdown have to end?
FOIL: Lad's holiday, can we count you in?
ARMS: God, I miss social distancing!
Why the hell did lockdown have to end?
FOIL: Poor auld Danny passed away
ARMS: Skip the funeral, I'll send a bouquet!
Why the hell did lockdown have to end?
[VERSE 10]
Oh, wouldn't it be just so serene
To live the rest of my life in quarantine?
I wouldn't have to make up lies
Pretend distant relatives had suddenly died
But I've lost the perfect excuse
Bring back lockdown
[SPOKEN]
Hey, buddy
What's the craic?
Yeah, big night, can't wait"
Going to get a taxi now
He's on the way
I'm here now
I'm not, I'm in bed
They say we're moving to Phase Three
And everything is opening gradually
Shops, hotels and pizza parlors
Soon pubs, clubs and barbers
[VERSE 2]
And up to now I had a perfect excuse
For being borderline recluse
But lockdown rules are being reverted
And that's bad news for the introverted
[VERSE 3]
Social gatherings I've been dreading
Like Mick's stag and Ciara's Wedding
Avoiding nightclubs not a chance
I'll probably even have to dance
[VERSE 4]
Ducking and diving out of invitations
Trying to avoid everyone's attentions
I like my friends, and they're good fun
I just don't like groups of more than one
[VERSE 5]
But they'll ask me and I'll have to go
Cause I'm socially awkward and I can't say "No"
For the last five months I didn't have to lie
There really was a chance that I could die...
I had the perfect excuse!
We were in lockdown
[VERSE 6]
Go for drinks with the office crowd
Awkward silence though the music's loud
Beside the IT guy who never talks
And the girl from accounts who's going through a divorce
[VERSE 7]
Sitting in the barber's chair
Oh, please don't talk, just cut my hair
Standing, waiting for a coffee
As the barista explains his life philosophy
[SPOKEN]
FOIL: You see, love is like an aura, or a shining light coming from within. I think if we could harness that..
ARMS: Could I get a flat white?
[VERSE 8]
Now I'll have to get dressed properly
Which causes me anxiety
Cause I like the sweatpants lazy look
But outside the house you're supposed to give a fuck
I'm going to miss my dressing gown
Now we're out of lockdown
[VERSE 9]
FOIL: A barbecue is overdue
ARMS: I'll be there at 10!
FOIL: But it starts at two?
Why the hell did lockdown have to end?
FOIL: Lad's holiday, can we count you in?
ARMS: God, I miss social distancing!
Why the hell did lockdown have to end?
FOIL: Poor auld Danny passed away
ARMS: Skip the funeral, I'll send a bouquet!
Why the hell did lockdown have to end?
[VERSE 10]
Oh, wouldn't it be just so serene
To live the rest of my life in quarantine?
I wouldn't have to make up lies
Pretend distant relatives had suddenly died
But I've lost the perfect excuse
Bring back lockdown
[SPOKEN]
Hey, buddy
What's the craic?
Yeah, big night, can't wait"
Going to get a taxi now
He's on the way
I'm here now
I'm not, I'm in bed
( Foil Arms and Hog )
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