[Lyric] X-Mass Rap (Big Mouth (Rock))

Wow, a set of drums
Dig this!

'Twas the night before Christmas
We were rockin' the house
But instead of stuffin' stockings
I went out and about
With a string of blinking lights
On my steering wheel
I went screamin' to the mall
To see what was the deal

The mall was really crawling
Like a dog full of fleas
With a punk in every store
Pushin' Xmas trees
They had plastic pines
That would blow your mind
But the real live kind
Was impossible to find
Well, there were babies cryin'
On Santa's lap
And parents yelling:
"Shut your trap!"
I heard Muzak
Mutilating Christmas songs
So instead I started rappin'
And clappin' along

I said yo ho
Yo ho ho
Xmas is here
Only once a year
But the hustle and the bustle
Make the fun disappear

I saw a mile-long line
At the bank machine
People bitchin' and a-moanin'
And gettin' real mean
And they're pilin' up their boxes
And their shopping bags
With fruitcakes and neckties
And other big drags

I saw toys that would break
And shirts that would shrink
And the suckers bought it all
And took the kitchen sink
They use their layaway-away
To convince you to stay
So you'll be payin' all their bills
Until your dyin' day
Saying yo ho
Yo ho ho
Xmas is here
Only once a year
But the hustle and the bustle
Make the fun disappear

What you give
What you gets
Dinner with relatives you never met
They're gonna turn my brains
To candy canes
One more jingle bell, I'll go insane

I was gettin' disillusioned
On my way to the bar
When a red blur flew
Right over my car
It looked like a fat guy
In a sleigh
And you could hear his rap
From miles away
Saying yo ho
Yo ho ho
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night
Ho ho ho
Oh, no
Not another itchy sweater
Why didn't someone get me G.I. Joe?
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Yo ho
Yo ho ho
Yo ho
No one ever gives me money

Yo ho
Yo ho ho
Yo ho
Oh, man, I wanted a nuclear weapon

Yo ho