[Lyric] Your New Boyfriend ReWritten (Wilbur Brown)

(Happy Birthday Marvin <3)



Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
When I was a kid, my dad fucking died
I thought, "when I get older
I'll kill myself," I told the mirror
But now I'm 17 and I beat up kids
In the school's boy's bathroom
If I could change a single thing
I'd get rid of the cops
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your bathtub
He's got the keys, and I've got your guitar
And even though he's in your bed
Talking to you while I listen in
Anyway, make the most of it
'Cause he'll be dead
Pretty fucking quick
OWO
Your boyfriend is an inconsiderate, unnecessary, fucking asshole
Woo!



And yeah I'vе met Marco
(Of course, I've mеt Marco.)
The one who fucked you on our couch
He beats us up constantly
But we both wanted to sleep with him
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Because I fucked him in my car
I've seen what he looks like nude
I'm gay


But he's living in hell
Yeah, he's living in hell
You can tell by the way he looks around
He's living in hell
Yeah, he's living in hell
You can tell by the way he looks around

How on Earth could I be saved
When I'm one kill away from prison
I just think that I deserve
To get rid of your boyfriend
I'll try not to make another scene
The ones I make when I knock him out
If I do it again, I'll kill myself

But he's in your bed, I'm in your bathtub
He's got the keys, and I've got your guitar
And even though he's in your bed
Talking to you while I listen in
Anyway, make the most of it
'Cause he'll be dead
Pretty fucking quick
Owo
Your boyfriend is an asshole





I think about it every day
How on Earth can I kill him?
And you think about me a lot, I know
Maybe if I wasn't fine as hell
'Cause, you're beauty
And you're grace
The floor of your living room's
My favourite place, and I
Want to be noticed here
With no restraining order, please
(Jason Derulo!)
I want you to care
I want to sell your hair