[Intro: Mr. Werthington & 100% Beef] "Wow. Sounds like you've had a rough childhood." "It got better for a little bit though. Arguably, the best years of my life followed." "Huh. Seem like this book is writing itself! Uh. Uh, I mean, you know what I meant." [Verse 1: 100% Beef] Transitioned well fifth grade got the best grades Positioned better...Learn More

[Verse 1] My mom was diagnosed with cancer Found out on Christmas while she looses her damn hair All I could do is just stand there Mind was focusing on finding answers At that hospital, I was in complete denial Was angry at God for a really long while Confused mom wanted it on the hush hush I asked for less hours couldn't tell my boss what's...Learn More

[Intro: Mr. Werthington & 100% Beef] "You must be 100% Beef. I'm Mr. Werthington. We talked on the phone earlier about helping you with your autobiography." ("Uh, yeah, cool. You can just call me Billy. I actually hate when people call me that when I'm not performing.") Mr Werthington: "Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Hey, yeah, look, we should get that...Learn More

[Intro: 100% Beef] I just want you to know I just want you to know I just want you to know [Verse 1: 100% Beef] This is silly, but when you dated him, I cried instantly I ain't guilt tripping, please listen, don't get pissed at me I understand we barely knew each other's history, fresher than Listerine I was gonna ask you in about 3 weeks I wanna...Learn More

[Verse] Freshman carrying his whole bookbag in the hallway Dragging backpack Spanish class tardy always Grades slipping too many classes to get started Getting called names everyday I'm an easy target Relationship slipping too religious than I liked Paranoid I was the fucking anti-Christ Sleep deprived I went into a psychosis Hallucinating Satan's...Learn More