"Ladies and gentlemen... due to a sudden medical issue, tonight the part of Alex Wolf will be played by the one and only Chicagoan Alex fucking Wolf. And now, ladies and gentlemen: Alex Wolf!" Fuck. Thank you ladies and gentlemen and fuck you! 'Mumbling' Sorry, I didn't know I was mumbling... give me a minute. Let me take off this fucking...Learn More

Everyone needs to have a fucking goal in life. I have goals, you have goals, we all have fucking goals in life! Besides one group of people… well technically… I guess they have a weird fucking goal in life. Which is to annoy the living fuck out of people who don’t follow their system. Fucking vegetarians! I am being serious, folks. Nothing...Learn More