"Ladies and gentlemen... due to a sudden medical issue, tonight the part of Alex Wolf will be played by the one and only Chicagoan Alex fucking Wolf. And now, ladies and gentlemen: Alex Wolf!"
Fuck.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen and fuck you!
'Mumbling'
Sorry, I didn't know I was mumbling... give me a minute. Let me take off this fucking diaper that is on my face. Fucking nasty ass piece of cloth.
This is going to be an interesting night folks of me venting my anger about this piece of cloth!
What timе is it now?
It's 10:39, shit welcome to Chicago for evеryone who's not from this shitty windy city.
At the beginning of this pandemic I was like, "Look cool, I will wear at fucking mask, no big fucking problem!" I was like covid is really fucking spreading, cool, fucking rock on with that shit, I will do my part and trying to make it look like I give a couple of fucks about this pandemic. Give me a goddamn mask because the CDC said we would have to wear them only for a few weeks. But then a few weeks turned into a few fucking months and I just got tired of wearing them.
Ladies and gents, I don't wear masks to make a political statement like what it has turned into. I just hate fucking wearing them! I can see a few people in the audience right now wearing masks and holy shit... good for fucking you...ya green-bellied cum-socks.
But my question is... do these fucking masks actually work?
Because if someone shit's their pants and I can still smell it through this mask...will it stop a 99% survival rate disease from entering my body?
I don't fucking think so?
Listen folks, I don't need a fucking medical lab technician scientist to tell me that either masks fucking work or they don't. Let me do my own fucking tests to see if they work or not, and so far my hypothesis statement is fucking correct!
What pisses me off even more than wearing masks, are these damn pricks who wear their masks inside their cars when their alone.
I'm like what the bloody fuck is going on?
If you wear a mask inside your own car, your the fucking problem to society.
Wearing a mask in your car alone, is like wearing a fucking condom to protect yourself from STD's when your jacking off! It's technically the same medical premise if you think about it.
The people who wear their mask inside their car is the same people who would go up to a fucking smoker in public and bitch to them about how bad it is for the people around them!
The people who wear their masks inside their cars probably think they are the Navy fucking seals of the road-ways. What's next... are they going to put on an entire hazmat suit when they go out into public?
I mean fucking Christ! Let's just start doing this shit during the flu-season... yeah CDC we're getting back to normal in no time!
It's okay folks, don't laugh at these people, they are serving the human race with pure bravery and dedication.
What the fuck goes on through their heads when they do that? I mean listen folks... I am being serious. What the fuck goes on in their head?
Fuck.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen and fuck you!
'Mumbling'
Sorry, I didn't know I was mumbling... give me a minute. Let me take off this fucking diaper that is on my face. Fucking nasty ass piece of cloth.
This is going to be an interesting night folks of me venting my anger about this piece of cloth!
What timе is it now?
It's 10:39, shit welcome to Chicago for evеryone who's not from this shitty windy city.
At the beginning of this pandemic I was like, "Look cool, I will wear at fucking mask, no big fucking problem!" I was like covid is really fucking spreading, cool, fucking rock on with that shit, I will do my part and trying to make it look like I give a couple of fucks about this pandemic. Give me a goddamn mask because the CDC said we would have to wear them only for a few weeks. But then a few weeks turned into a few fucking months and I just got tired of wearing them.
Ladies and gents, I don't wear masks to make a political statement like what it has turned into. I just hate fucking wearing them! I can see a few people in the audience right now wearing masks and holy shit... good for fucking you...ya green-bellied cum-socks.
But my question is... do these fucking masks actually work?
Because if someone shit's their pants and I can still smell it through this mask...will it stop a 99% survival rate disease from entering my body?
I don't fucking think so?
Listen folks, I don't need a fucking medical lab technician scientist to tell me that either masks fucking work or they don't. Let me do my own fucking tests to see if they work or not, and so far my hypothesis statement is fucking correct!
What pisses me off even more than wearing masks, are these damn pricks who wear their masks inside their cars when their alone.
I'm like what the bloody fuck is going on?
If you wear a mask inside your own car, your the fucking problem to society.
Wearing a mask in your car alone, is like wearing a fucking condom to protect yourself from STD's when your jacking off! It's technically the same medical premise if you think about it.
The people who wear their mask inside their car is the same people who would go up to a fucking smoker in public and bitch to them about how bad it is for the people around them!
The people who wear their masks inside their cars probably think they are the Navy fucking seals of the road-ways. What's next... are they going to put on an entire hazmat suit when they go out into public?
I mean fucking Christ! Let's just start doing this shit during the flu-season... yeah CDC we're getting back to normal in no time!
It's okay folks, don't laugh at these people, they are serving the human race with pure bravery and dedication.
What the fuck goes on through their heads when they do that? I mean listen folks... I am being serious. What the fuck goes on in their head?
( Alex T. Wolf )
www.ChordsAZ.com