[QUEEN] We have waited for your sainted brother long enough Now it seems it's your turn, show you've got the stuff Stalwart, brave and unafraid Show us what you're made of Let the memory of Prince Charming fade, although that's tough Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh Mark my word there's no one before or since Who is the equal of our sweet...Learn More

[MARY] Don't like you Don't like you I Don't think I like You're bad You're sad And I know nicer boys [JOHN] Not bothered Not bothered I simply am not bothered You're vain A total pain And I know sweeter girls You been hanging 'round my door and watching me at school [MARY] Yes, and I was thinking you're completely uncool [JOHN] Well, I wouldn't...Learn More

[FLOWER SELLER] Roses, glorious roses Lovingly planted fruit of the land [MILKMAIDS] Fresh milk, creamy and frothy Straight from my dairy, squeezed by my hand [RIBBON SELLER] Ribbons, colorful ribbons Truly a rainbow, simply divine [BAKER] Hot buns, check out my hot buns True, there are not buns equal to mine [MINSTREL] Oh, quelle belle...Learn More

[ALL VILLAGERS] The royal ball on Saturday [GIRLS] I must be the one he'll choose [ALL VILLAGERS] It's a prizefight, win or lose Preparing for the big soiree [GIRLS] We've had facelifts, we've had peels [SOLO GIRL] Hope to God the blood congeals [ALL VILLAGERS] Girls are storming each boutique [GIRL] Haven't eaten in a week [GIRL,...Learn More

[QUEEN, spoken] What is it you want? [STEPMOTHER, spoken] If your son is looking for a bride, then he's in luck For I have two very beautiful and charming daughters [QUEEN, spoken] Ah [STEPMOTHER, spoken] Ah Isn't it nice to catch up with old friends? [STEPMOTHER] What a joy to see you again Straight from the "how do you do" To in the end...Learn More

[ALL] Measure your life in football seasons Feel the passion and feel the heat Football is the only reason God Almighty gave us feet GOAL Buy the ref a flipping guide dog! D'you call that a bleeding pass?! Kick it out, mate, what a ball hog Dozy wanker, shift your arse! TWO NIL You dirty bastards We'll have the last word Gonna have a go Have...Learn More

[STEPMOTHER] I recognize your majesty [QUEEN] Of course you do You silly goose I am the queen, of course you knew My profile is on every Franc and every sou [STEPMOTHER] I know who you are I recognize your majesty from days gone by [QUEEN] The small chateau where I grew up? Perhaps Versailles? [STEPMOTHER] That tawdry inn, in the Pigale, I...Learn More

[CHRISTINE] Dream about a day when we'll be Calm, serene, completely carefree Just for fun Think of one Ordinary day Ask yourself what it would feel like Dream the dream with all of your might Close your eyes Visualize Just one normal day [BOTH] Time to find out who we are Time to find our lucky star Time for all our pain to cease We'll love in...Learn More

[CINDERELLA] How do I get through one single day here? Hiding the hurt, I will not let it show Each day's a nightmare, how can I stay here? Am I unbreakable? I just don't know How hard I wish for someone who knew me Who I'd feel safe with and take off this mask Who would accept the tender and true me Someone unshakeable, that's all I ask And my...Learn More

[BUTLER, spoken] Ahem, there's a woman here to see you, your majesty [QUEEN, spoken] A woman? Ugh, how ghastly I don't know any women, do I? Well, you'd better show her in then, I suppose [STEPMOTHER, spoken] Ma'am...Learn More

[HUNKS] Sebastian's met a girl, I wonder who she is She must be a cow, especially if she's his Sebastian's met a girl, I wonder who she is She must be a cow— [BUTLER, spoken] Her Majesty the Queen [QUEEN, spoken] Oh, I can't breathe, for all the testosterone in here [HUNK, spoken] Would you like me to open a window, ma'am? [QUEEN, spoken] No, I...Learn More

[MARY] Where I live is God's own country Though it's dirtier and poorer than he planned Broken windows, broken lives Jobless husbands, weeping wives It may not look like God's own country But God is love, and I know he loves this land Though it's ragged and it's worn It's the place where I was born The beauty lies within in God's own country It...Learn More