[Lyric] The Beautiful Game (Andrew Lloyd Webber)

[ALL]
Measure your life in football seasons
Feel the passion and feel the heat
Football is the only reason
God Almighty gave us feet

GOAL

Buy the ref a flipping guide dog!
D'you call that a bleeding pass?!
Kick it out, mate, what a ball hog
Dozy wanker, shift your arse!

TWO NIL

You dirty bastards
We'll have the last word

Gonna have a go
Have some of that
You think you're hard
But we know you're crap
Let's have another
Just like the other

COME ON

Viva! The beautiful game!
Raise your voice for the people's sport
Long live the bountiful game
Those who play, those who support

Sick as a parrot
Over the moon

SCORE!
A couple more for

A wonderful game
A magical game
Thank God
For football

[GIRLS]
They're our lads, and we support them
Come on, then
Stick one in this time!
[ALL]
It isn't a religion, it's more important
Sacred, holy and divine

THREE NIL

[BOYS]
Nice one, United!
We're all delighted

[GIRLS]
No joy tonight
Forget it again
My boyfriend's in love with eleven men

[ALL]
All sing together
Comrades forever

UP YOURS

Viva! The beautiful game!
It's what Saturdays are for
Ooh! Aah! The triumph and pain
Work to live, but live to score
We're on our way now
To Wemberly

Up
For the cup it's

The classical game
The marvelous game
Thank God
For football

It's an obsession
The reason we're here
'Cause it's better than sex
And it's better than beer!

So
Viva! The emerald team!
Mother Mary's Irish sons
Viva! The boys in green!
Shout for Ireland's youngest guns

Green is the colour
Soccer the game

SCORE!
A thousand more for

The boys in green
The emerald team

Playing for Ireland
Playing for Ireland