[Verse 1] I'm just sittin' down I'ma go and plop right on my couch Open my World of Warcraft account There ain't nothin' else I'm thinkin' about [Pre-Chorus] I got big red bloodshot eyes Got a can of Coke and Sprite My controller's working fine Now let's go-o-o Halo [Chorus] Tonight we're playin' games, games, ga-ga-ga-games For fifteen hours...Learn More

[Verse 1] When I walk on by All I think about is Fluttershy I stick to the seat Watchin' MLP seven days a week Yeah, this is how roll I like it more than any other show Kids who play COD Like to hate on my illogically, hey [Pre-Chorus] Girl, look at that pony With the microphoney And the average brony They stand out But the so-called normal Think...Learn More

[Verse] I took a bus to Toys R Us To buy a new basketball I looked around and all I found Were a bunch of Barbie dolls I was thinking, hey I should buy But wait, no, I'm a guy I realized it was getting late I bought one anyway [Chorus] (Barbie doll, you had bought one) I don’t recall Buying anything at all (Barbie doll) Hey, are you insane? Or...Learn More

[Intro] Gotta pick a car Maybe a Toyota Or an Impala I'm indecisive [Verse 1] Got my Mercedes, it wasn't easy I begged my parents to give me some money But they said hey It's your responsibility So why don't you go get a job at the store? But I was lazy and I begged them some more And I was sure I'd get what I was hoping for [Pre-Chorus] Heated...Learn More