[Lyric] Bad Romance Parody (Anthony Wyatt)

[Intro]
Gotta pick a car
Maybe a Toyota
Or an Impala
I'm indecisive

[Verse 1]
Got my Mercedes, it wasn't easy
I begged my parents to give me some money
But they said hey
It's your responsibility
So why don't you go get a job at the store?
But I was lazy and I begged them some more
And I was sure
I'd get what I was hoping for

[Pre-Chorus]
Heated seats, Mercedes-Benz
And doors that open with the press of a button

[Chorus]
I was so happy that I no longer had
To walk to school or even call a cab
I called my friends and we all went for a spin
In the back of my Mercedes-Benz
Whoa, oh
Drivin' in my Mercedes-Benz
Whoa, oh
There's a situation I'm in
[Post-Chorus]
There's a cop car
In my rear view mirror
Hardy hardy har
What did I do?

[Verse 2]
He said that I was going seventy-five
I think you're wrong because I know how to drive
Now that's a lie
Lie, lie, lie, now that's a lie
I'm sorry, kid, but I do not have a choice
I'll have to take your license, hey what's that noise?
That awkward sound (Spaghetti)
Officer, just turn around

[Pre-Chorus]
While he was distracted, I shut the door
In three seconds I went from zero to forty-four

[Chorus]
I drive away as fast as I can
All the way back to my house again
I run inside, the only thing on my mind
Is how much trouble that I'll soon be in
Whoa, oh
Maybe I should stop worrying
Oh, whoa, yeah
I'll just play my PlayStation