[Verse 1] As I was [?], walking ‘round the store I just wanted to stamp on the floor My leg hurt, my toe hurt, my ankle hurt Oh, it’s cramp! Where do I go? Should I go and see the dog food? No, I don’t want dog food! I just want to eat lamb ‘Cause I’ve got cramp [Chorus] Tell my man I’ve got cramp Tell my man I’ve got cramp Tell my man I’ve got...Learn More

[Verse 1] I was born, I was raised in Manchester Manchester, Manchester, Manchester, Manchester I was born, and I was raised in Manchester On the M62, here we go, here we go Let’s go to the greatest show, Manchester [Chorus] Manchester is the best Manchester, better than all the rest [Verse 2] Here we go, here wе go Turn left, turn right Go round...Learn More

[Refrain] I’m stackin’ papers, I’m stackin’ cash This is my barter, my barter [?] I’m stackin’ papers, I’m stackin’ cash This is my barter, my barter [?] I’m stackin’ papers, I’m stackin’ cash This is my barter, my barter [?] I’m stackin’ papers, I’m stackin’ cash This is my barter, my barter [?] [Bridge] Yeah, yeah, yeah, coffee! Yeah, yeah,...Learn More

[Intro] Lemon cake, cake Lemon cake, cake Lemon cake, cake Lemon cake, cake Lemon cake, cake Lemon cake, cake Lemon cake, cake [Verse 1] Sausage rolls and lemon cake Which I prefer, I’d want to bake Sausage rolls and sticky lemon drizzle cake How I want it, how I do it All I do is stick it in! Chew it up, but don’t spit it out! [Chorus] Sausage...Learn More

[Intro] Hey, excuse me, can we do the Maya Funk? Let’s do it babes! Get ready to turn your groove on [Verse 1] Step into the room, they say “Hey hottie, what’s up?” I say, “Middle finger, do the funky, funk!” They say, “What type of funk?”, I say, “Maya, now!” They say, “Let’s go girlfriend, Maya Funk! Yeah!” [Pre-Chorus] Hey, excuse me, can we...Learn More

[Intro] S-H-I-T, yes you are! S-H-I-T, yes you are! [Verse 1] I’ve got a Bugatti, a Ferrari, a black jacket and a party I’m the queen of the world and the boot sale, bow down Bow down bitches! Bow down barter peasants! No Versace here, just barty leather and beer A lot of coffee and tea and sausage rolls! Just give me the money, the money, the...Learn More

[Verse 1] When you’re running to the store And you feel something fall That’s diarrhoea When you’re eating all your chips And you’re feeling something squish That’s diarrhoea [Pre-Chorus] I love it running down my leg I’ll eat it like it’s scrambled egg [Chorus] All day, all night I squirt the dirt All day, all night Diarrhoea, diarrhoea All day,...Learn More

[Verse 1] You make my life bright But I like the dark, bitch Pull me into the light Turn me on with your switch Crack me open like an egg Your egg, my power babe! I’m going! I’m going! Your egg, my power babe Babe, babe, babe [Pre-Chorus] I’m a shooting star You’re my shining light You turn me on babe And make me pop off Urgh, kill me...Learn More

[Verse 1] Beyoncé, who? Call me Barter with the good hair I’ve been at the club with Jay-Z And I don’t even care [Pre-Chorus] See so many fatties I’m literally gonna throw up See so many fatties I’m literally gonna throw up Who is she? You’re ugly sweetie shut your mouth You’re ugly, you’re ugly, you’re ugly Sip my tea Mummy, mummy, mummy Hear...Learn More

[Intro] I barter a lot I’m hotter than hot I barter a lot Let’s see what you got [Verse 1] I go to the stall and the man always says “What do you want? What do you want?” And I say to him, “I need a bargain, Mr. barter man” Oh, you’re the Barter Queen! [Chorus] I wish I was smarter than you But instead I make music to barter to you I wish I could...Learn More

[Verse 1] I look above and pray to God Help me find my barter sword My legs have cramp and I am bored I am the peacock you adore [Chorus] Don’t need an apology, just need a map Hold my hand, sit on my lap Done this before, saw on telly And now I’m lost in the alley The alley, I’m lost, lost in the alley [Verse 2] I find the light inside and steal...Learn More

[Verse 1] Woo, woo, woo! I got a bargain, I got a bargain Here’s a trolley, here’s a trolley Woo, woo I got a bargain, I got a bargain Here’s a sausages, sausages? They’re not real, because they’re bangers and mash Woo, woo, woo! [Pre-Chorus] I love to take a poo, poo, poo Pooey, poo, poo, ew, ew I love a good bargain Get a good bargain, and...Learn More