[Lyric] Diarrhoea (Barter Queen)

[Verse 1]
When you’re running to the store
And you feel something fall
That’s diarrhoea
When you’re eating all your chips
And you’re feeling something squish
That’s diarrhoea

[Pre-Chorus]
I love it running down my leg
I’ll eat it like it’s scrambled egg

[Chorus]
All day, all night
I squirt the dirt
All day, all night
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
All day, all night (ew, Mick)
I squirt the dirt (ew, Mick)
All day, all night (ew, Mick)
I squirt the dirt
[Verse 2]
When you’re drinking tea with Mickey
And your pants go brown and sticky
That’s diarrhoea
Just when you thought that it was done
You feel a rumble in your bum
That’s diarrhoea

[Pre-Chorus]
I love it running down my leg
I’ll eat it like it’s scrambled egg

[Chorus]
All day, all night
I squirt the dirt
All day, all night
Diarrhoеa, diarrhoea
All day, all night (ew, Mick, ew Mick)
I squirt thе dirt (ew, Mick, ew Mick)
All day, all night (ew, Mick)
I squirt the dirt
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Mick!

[Outro]
When Susanna’s in a hurry
But you fed her spicy curry
That’s her problem!
I was exploding in the bowl
Now there’s nothing to let on the roll
Oh, poo