[Intro] Take four... [Verse] Granola Whole grain rolled oats Brown sugar Whole grain brown rice flour Rolled whole wheat Vegetable oil Dried coconut Whole grain wheat flour Sugar Baking soda Soy lecithin Salt Milk ingredients Mixed tocopherols Glucose Glycerin Whole grain brown rice crisps Whole grain brown rice flour Sugar Barley...Learn More

[Verse 1] Sarah tried to make her favourite colour But she couldn't afford another pack [Verse 2] She took her pink Her orange marker Mixed the tips together Tried to make peach But it didn’t work [Verse 3] She got so fucking angry She snapped the markers in two Ink bled all over her hands [Outro] Cause y'know what Fuck this Fuck it I'm just...Learn More

Basically this group of dumb bitch teenagers go to the beach to get wasted and in the morning theres only 8 of them there because everyone else is fucking dead and they find out the sand just fucking eats them alive because theres a monster in it? (but dont worry you're fine if you have shoes, or SOCKS) anyways, shirtless bitch pukes and dies then...Learn More

[Verse] Woke up Half past nine Made myself a plate of Waffles and a glass of wine Opened the door to find a Kangaroo sitting there Said his name was Dan and he'd Come to share I asked what he wanted Told me he just Wanted some place to stay for a while I let him in He sat on the couch Eating my fucking waffles I told him, "Man Those are for me I...Learn More