[Lyric] Dan the Kangaroo and the Many Misadventures of his Waffle-Eating Wine-Gulping Fat Ass he is Still in my House (Bope)

[Verse]
Woke up
Half past nine
Made myself a plate of
Waffles and a glass of wine
Opened the door to find a
Kangaroo sitting there
Said his name was Dan and he'd
Come to share
I asked what he wanted
Told me he just
Wanted some place to stay for a while
I let him in
He sat on the couch
Eating my fucking waffles
I told him, "Man
Those are for me
I can get you something
Else to have as a treat."
He just wanted
My fucking waffles
Next I saw him
Chugging the entire bottle of wine
Just the whole thing in- it- I don't understand, how it happened
Anyways
Now there's a kangaroo living in my fucking house
He broke the goddamn couch
Got a new one coming in
On tuesday
His fucking fat ass
Tore through the leather
And the fucking springs and shit- everything, it's just all gone
All- the entire couch
I don't know what happened-
I'm getting of track
Just, I- this fucking kangaroo-
[Outro]
Don't let a kangaroo in your fucking house