If I were who you say I am Picture of me would be worth, like, seven words If I were who you portray me to be I reckon even then you'd have misheard If I were everything that you think I'd have an ego the size of an ice skating rink I hate you so much, but I can't say that For fear of losing real friends to a bitchy little rat If I were everything...Learn More

Have fun with that Of course you'll be going on a run with that Yesterday I told 'em all I'm done with that Lie detector's defunct, I suppose I saw your hair Didn't think it was real so I began to stare You turned around, it turned out that you weren't there You weren't even in the fucking room I know you're thinking That I'm not really...Learn More

With the grace of god, I can denounce all gays I can say what I want in the coming days Happy summer, but I'll fall overboard Happy summer, but I'll be so bored By the seat of my pants, on a plane I will fly I can't fall out, and they won't let me die Even though I know it's probably a lie I'm immortal till I'm twenty-five Caution is a porch...Learn More