[Lyric] Bitchy Little Rat (Bretniey Drurwick)

If I were who you say I am
Picture of me would be worth, like, seven words
If I were who you portray me to be
I reckon even then you'd have misheard

If I were everything that you think
I'd have an ego the size of an ice skating rink
I hate you so much, but I can't say that
For fear of losing real friends to a bitchy little rat
If I were everything that you feel
(Don't even know, don't even know, don't even know his namе)
I'd have a hundred year long highlight rеal
(Don't even know, don't even know, don't even know a thing)
Like, decency's just not that hard
And Jarod's not a playing card

Don't talk to me if you don't like me
Stop talking, it's really not that hard

If I were everything that you think
I'd have an ego the size of an ice skating rink
I'd have an ego the size of an ice skating rink
I'd have an ego the size of an ice skating rink
If I were everything that you feel
I'd have a hundred year long highlight reel
Hundred year long highlight reel
Hundred year long highlight reel
Fuck you and the high horse you grew up on
Fuck you for never ever admitting that you're wrong
Fuck you and all your yes-men friends
As far as ours goes, this is how it'll end