Put your hands up If you like to fart Put your hands up If you like to poop Put your hands up If you ain't got no where to go doo-doo Put your hands up If you ain't wash about to go doo-doo Enter the washrooms if you dare There might be a stinky underwear I wanna poop yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah I wanna fart yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah I just...Learn More

I love sharts Walking through the hallway, poopy in my pants Once they catch a whiff, they won't take a chance Strolling past the classroom and I see the girls When I go to talk to them, they all want to hurl I'm so full of cheeseburgers that will gettin' pushy If I sit down in my desk I will make a mushy I just made a stinky, poop all on the...Learn More

Thought I lost it when she was right in front of me I always knew she'd try and get the best of me, but I don't know I was lost inside my heart dwelling on the past She is so beautiful The girl in brown I give her the crown The girl in brown I give her the crown The girl in brown I give her the crown The girl in brown I give her the crown The...Learn More

I'm not who I should be I'm a bad man who would kill myself Got a gun? Give to me 'Cause these demons won't stop killing me Oh yeah, they don't stop killing me Oh yeah, they don't stop killing me Don't do it, get out of my bed Don't do it, get out of my head I'm a bad guy, that's me Drugs in my pocket, I am done Cops smell xanny Overdose with my...Learn More

How many farts will we sacrifice until God comes down and ends it all I hope for one day to save my feces and bring it up to heaven with me That way I can leave too much to myself on a planet that never gave me anything Except for myself I was a loser in high school Nobody ever talked to me 'cept for my brother He lives in my head and tells me cool...Learn More

Operation 9-0-0-9 I smelt the fart and it wasn't even mine Now I'm thinking aliens, yeah Should have farted on surveillance, yeah Operation 9-0-0-9 I smelt the fart and it wasn't even mine Now I'm thinking aliens, yeah Should have farted on surveillance I just farted It smells so bad On this poop mountain I feel so high I breath the poop I smell...Learn More

My diaper! I eat poop all the time Doesn't matter if it's mine Don't act like it's a crime 'Cause I think it's just fine Think that I'll put it to rhyme One of my greatest pastimes I like it long like a chime Rub it on me, call it grime Oh, when you give back to a piece of poop Hover over me with my mouth and I'll scoop Or wear a diaper, I'll...Learn More