[Lyric] Poo Pusher Inc. (Bum Squad)

How many farts will we sacrifice until God comes down and ends it all
I hope for one day to save my feces and bring it up to heaven with me
That way I can leave too much to myself on a planet that never gave me anything
Except for myself
I was a loser in high school
Nobody ever talked to me 'cept for my brother
He lives in my head and tells me cool stuff
He fart jokes and poop is what his main interest is in
And I love him, he lives in my head
So I talkеd to the girl like you said
She startеd at me and I quickly scratched my ass
Her smile went away when she felt my presence
It was sad because I didn't know anybody but her
I pooped my pants and cried on the floor
I kissed my ass and shit on my ass
Slide across the cafeteria
I got the washroom
One day I will get you back
Fuck you, fuck girls, fuck everything except for my...
Except for my poop
Except for the feces pushing out my rectum as I speak
Right now I shall push out the biggest poop of all time
The world record for poop pushing
Uh oh
I just shart in my pants at school again