Oh honey, thank you once again That frozen dinner came out perfectly I love it when you microwave for me I'm happy as can be It's seven-thirty, off to work Stuck behind an endless line of cars I wish I didn't have to go so far I'm happy as can be No-one told me that life was ever easy No-one said it'd be this hard Try I might to come off light...Learn More

I got the rifle on my back That my father used to own And he carried it before me Because a man defends his home Yes he up and hunter deer And the larger game indeed And in addition to his sporting He would tell me of this creed This gun is good for many things I've learned to use it well Our founding fathers Wrote your rights in stone One day...Learn More

Well, hey you six-pack democrat It seems you're in a bind Your once beloved party's gone and lost it's fucking mind There's no room left for straight white men You plain been left behind You know I'm right You know I'm right You know I'm right You voted for Obama Not just once, but twice indeed You thought that all these immigrants were just like...Learn More

[Byron: I wrote this song a couple summers ago, walking on the beaches of middle Oregon. The sand and the waves.. this outcropping of clay arose from the beach. It reminded me of.. something. Man that's fucking gay, I'm sorry] [Friend: I can cut this out just keep going] [Byron: Whatever, fuck it. Doing it live] The King prefers to sit alone Out...Learn More

How many roads must a man walk down Before you can call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail Before she can sleep in the sand? Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend Is blowin’ in the wind The answer is blowin' in the wind How many years can a mountain exist Before it is...Learn More