[Lyric] Bugman Blues (Byron de la Vandal)

Oh honey, thank you once again
That frozen dinner came out perfectly
I love it when you microwave for me
I'm happy as can be

It's seven-thirty, off to work
Stuck behind an endless line of cars
I wish I didn't have to go so far
I'm happy as can be

No-one told me that life was ever easy
No-one said it'd be this hard
Try I might to come off light and breezy
Play another round, take another card
I'm happy as can be

My keyboard is my only friend
The guys at work, they don't speak English well
They never talk much so it's hard to tell
I'm happy as can be
Eight hours in this sullen room
I'm wearing khaki's that don't fit me right
At least I made it and my collars white
I'm happy as can be

Daddy told me that life is what you made it
He bought his house at twenty-five
Kid me dealer you showed me how you play it
Take another drink just to feel alive
I'm happy as can be

(A verse of humming)

I sent my daughter off to school
And there's this one girl that she calls a friend
I can see how this is going to end
I'm happy as can be

I didn't make the football team
I graduated with a four-point-oh
Where did my sense of a purpose go?
I'm happy as can be

I'm suffering from these Bugman Blues
Doing everything they told me to
Ever think that they would lie to you?
Not as happy as can be
(Final hummed lyric)