[BUFORD, spoken] Well, one Space Adventure marathon is enough for me. I gotta go get the nerd off me [BALJEET, spoken] What?? No!!! We did not even get to the bonus features they show at the end!!! And besides, it has started snowing [BUFORD, spoken] Us Van Stomms aren’t afraid of a little snow! ….in fact, this reminds me of a song… *MUSIC...Learn More

[VANESSA] Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Helps to make the season bright, yeah Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa's on his way And he's got...Learn More

[NORM, spoken] Hi, I'm Norm. T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. [DOOF, spoken] Norm, you know this intercom goes to the whole building, right? [NORM, spoken] Yes, sir! [DOOF,...Learn More

[ALEX MELERAS] Grab some holly and mistletoe 'Cause we're gonna go out tonight We're gonna bask in the electric glow Of a million little colored lights We've got a lot to do before the dawn So with a minimum of introspection I think you've better put your mittens on Shake your jingle bell in my direction, hey! Sometimes I feel like a big...Learn More

[MONOGRAM] Perry the Platypus Is a lovely shade of teal From his duckbilled nose to his web-bed toes And his nerves were made of steel [CARL, spoken] What does this have to do with Christmas? [MONOGRAM, spoken] Well, I- I'm just describing him so that people have a mental picture. It...it matches the original song [MONOGRAM] The night before...Learn More

[MONOGRAM] Hello everyone, and welcome to M.W.C.A., or "Musical With a Christmas Album". To get things started, Agent P will perform "Carol of the Bells" [CARL] *Ahem* [MONOGRAM] Ok, fine. "Carl of the Bells" [CARL] Thank you! [MONOGRAM] That's counting as your present this year, Carl *orchestra warming up* [PERRY] *Platypus chatter to the...Learn More

[MATTHEW TORKILSEN] Who’s got a beard that’s short and grey? [COMPANY] Swampy’s got a beard that’s short and grey [ZACH TIMSON] Who spends free time in the UK? [COMPANY] Swampy spends free time in the UK In the UK Beard that’s grey Must be Swampy Must be Swampy Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh [AL LIANG] Who wears a groovy Cuban...Learn More

[ISABELLA & BACKUP SINGERS] La, lalala, lalala Lalala, lalala, lalala [ISABELLA] Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go [ISABELLA & BACKUP SINGERS] Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! [ISABELLA] It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've bought some corn for popping [ISABELLA & BACKUP...Learn More

[HOLLY, spoken] Oh, you thought that other song was gonna be the last song? No... We're a little bit excessive so we just wanna add another one... [HOLLY] Have a holly jolly Christmas It's the best time of the year I don't know if there'll be snow But have a cup of cheer Have a holly jolly Christmas I'm the fireside girl Holly Earn a patch to...Learn More