[Refrain] Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Perry! [Verse 1] He's a semi aquatic Egg laying mammal of action (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) He's a furry little...Learn More

[BUFORD, spoken] Well, one Space Adventure marathon is enough for me. I gotta go get the nerd off me [BALJEET, spoken] What?? No!!! We did not even get to the bonus features they show at the end!!! And besides, it has started snowing [BUFORD, spoken] Us Van Stomms aren’t afraid of a little snow! ….in fact, this reminds me of a song… *MUSIC...Learn More

[ABBEY BYRNE] We're hanging the star above our tree And don't it look lovely? The lights and the tinsel sparkling for you I've got the Christmas feeling I take it everywhere I go And make that Christmas feeling grow So warm by the fireplace we glow All cozy and happy Hang all the stockings in a row with you I, I got the Christmas feeling I take it...Learn More

[VANESSA] Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Helps to make the season bright, yeah Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa's on his way And he's got...Learn More

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Well, ya got evil, Perry the Platypus Right here, I say evil in downtown Danville Why sure, I’m a doctor, got my doctorate off Craigslist, so I’m mighty proud to say it I consider that the hours I spend with lab tools in my hand are golden Help me cultivate a sharp brain, and a slight slouch, but a keen eye Did ya ever go and try to...Learn More

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] How does a misfit, misanthrope, son of a viking in Gimmelshtump Dropped without a thought and brought up by ocelots In the Drusselstein woods where the nights were oh so chillin’ Grow up to be a budding evil villain? For ten dollars, I found an offer on a website and I proctored it After getting mocked a bit, I bought my own...Learn More

[NORM, spoken] Hi, I'm Norm. T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. [DOOF, spoken] Norm, you know this intercom goes to the whole building, right? [NORM, spoken] Yes, sir! [DOOF,...Learn More

[ALEX MELERAS] Grab some holly and mistletoe 'Cause we're gonna go out tonight We're gonna bask in the electric glow Of a million little colored lights We've got a lot to do before the dawn So with a minimum of introspection I think you've better put your mittens on Shake your jingle bell in my direction, hey! Sometimes I feel like a big...Learn More

[MONOGRAM] Perry the Platypus Is a lovely shade of teal From his duckbilled nose to his web-bed toes And his nerves were made of steel [CARL, spoken] What does this have to do with Christmas? [MONOGRAM, spoken] Well, I- I'm just describing him so that people have a mental picture. It...it matches the original song [MONOGRAM] The night before...Learn More

Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da Do-da be-de-da, da-da, da-da-da Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da (Bom-bicka, Bom-bicka, Bom-bicka-bicka-bicka) Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da (Bom-bicka, Bom-bicka,...Learn More

[MONOGRAM] Hello everyone, and welcome to M.W.C.A., or "Musical With a Christmas Album". To get things started, Agent P will perform "Carol of the Bells" [CARL] *Ahem* [MONOGRAM] Ok, fine. "Carl of the Bells" [CARL] Thank you! [MONOGRAM] That's counting as your present this year, Carl *orchestra warming up* [PERRY] *Platypus chatter to the...Learn More

[CANDACE, spoken] PHINEAS!!! You are so busted. I can't believe this. Are there three of you? [PHINEAS 1, spoken] Yes! [PHINEAS 2, spoken] Yes, there are! [PHINEAS 3, spoken] Indeed! [PHINEAS 1, spoken] Well, while we're here, can't we sing a song? [CANDACE, spoken] Okay, fine. But make it quick. Okay, Phineas? [PHINEAS 1,...Learn More