[BUFORD, spoken] Well, one Space Adventure marathon is enough for me. I gotta go get the nerd off me [BALJEET, spoken] What?? No!!! We did not even get to the bonus features they show at the end!!! And besides, it has started snowing [BUFORD, spoken] Us Van Stomms aren’t afraid of a little snow! ….in fact, this reminds me of a song… *MUSIC...Learn More

[ABBEY BYRNE] We're hanging the star above our tree And don't it look lovely? The lights and the tinsel sparkling for you I've got the Christmas feeling I take it everywhere I go And make that Christmas feeling grow So warm by the fireplace we glow All cozy and happy Hang all the stockings in a row with you I, I got the Christmas feeling I take it...Learn More

[VANESSA] Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Helps to make the season bright, yeah Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa's on his way And he's got...Learn More

[NORM, spoken] Hi, I'm Norm. T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. [DOOF, spoken] Norm, you know this intercom goes to the whole building, right? [NORM, spoken] Yes, sir! [DOOF,...Learn More

[ALEX MELERAS] Grab some holly and mistletoe 'Cause we're gonna go out tonight We're gonna bask in the electric glow Of a million little colored lights We've got a lot to do before the dawn So with a minimum of introspection I think you've better put your mittens on Shake your jingle bell in my direction, hey! Sometimes I feel like a big...Learn More

[MONOGRAM] Perry the Platypus Is a lovely shade of teal From his duckbilled nose to his web-bed toes And his nerves were made of steel [CARL, spoken] What does this have to do with Christmas? [MONOGRAM, spoken] Well, I- I'm just describing him so that people have a mental picture. It...it matches the original song [MONOGRAM] The night before...Learn More

[MONOGRAM] Hello everyone, and welcome to M.W.C.A., or "Musical With a Christmas Album". To get things started, Agent P will perform "Carol of the Bells" [CARL] *Ahem* [MONOGRAM] Ok, fine. "Carl of the Bells" [CARL] Thank you! [MONOGRAM] That's counting as your present this year, Carl *orchestra warming up* [PERRY] *Platypus chatter to the...Learn More

[CANDACE, spoken] PHINEAS!!! You are so busted. I can't believe this. Are there three of you? [PHINEAS 1, spoken] Yes! [PHINEAS 2, spoken] Yes, there are! [PHINEAS 3, spoken] Indeed! [PHINEAS 1, spoken] Well, while we're here, can't we sing a song? [CANDACE, spoken] Okay, fine. But make it quick. Okay, Phineas? [PHINEAS 1,...Learn More

[EVERYONE] We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas And a happy new year [PHINEAS] We wish you the best day ever And hope all your Christmas endeavors Are super-fun, amazing, and clever And that your New Year's rocks, too [ISABELLA] Oh, come tell me what'cha doin' All my relatives just Zoomed...Learn More

[CANDACE] I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just wanna bust my bros More than you could ever know Give it to me soon All I want for Christmas is… ...for my mom to see the truth Yeah [CANDACE, STACY/JENNY] I don't want a lot for Christmas There's one...Learn More

[MATTHEW TORKILSEN] Who’s got a beard that’s short and grey? [COMPANY] Swampy’s got a beard that’s short and grey [ZACH TIMSON] Who spends free time in the UK? [COMPANY] Swampy spends free time in the UK In the UK Beard that’s grey Must be Swampy Must be Swampy Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh [AL LIANG] Who wears a groovy Cuban...Learn More

[JOSH] So you told me that this wasn’t gonna work out You packed up your belongings and left me with so much doubt It’s been eight months since you broke my heart and left our little apartment With a beautiful view of the regional park not far from the supermarket But the beautiful view’s not as beautiful without you I know that we weren’t...Learn More