You say that you need a man To come in from both sides I say that I love you and I'm willing to try You insist we need a man To come in from outside Baby girl I love you but I'm asking you why now Girl I guess I'm ready But what's to be of you and me when it is him and us So you find some other guy He comes in from outside He looks like a...Learn More

Cowbell Marimba She's got the stuff Now all she needs is a place she can bump it Yeah It's just my luck That all the hipsters like the dance music Yeah But I said oh my god It's coming back, coming back It was lame the first time round Oh my god it's coming back, coming back I can't bear to hear the sound And so we go there There's dudes with...Learn More

In this world of fakes and phonies Fucks and holy war I find myself tuning out and wanting something more From the hall I see it all I been the bestest bestest man Watched them slow dance with a smile And left with an empty hand I want someone I can love That I won't hate Someone that will think about me while she masturbates I don't care if you...Learn More

Uh! CH, [?] in the house! Daylight is here 'specially cuz we got the money to spend We always come here You know the type, rich American men And we say What girl can you sell to me What girl can you sell to me I can't wait to see And we say What girl can you sell to me What girl can you sell to me I can't wait to see But in the meantime Let's...Learn More

Take me back, back to the start I got to find the maniac that broke my heart When I was young, against my will He made me see the light through a [?] pill When I woke up, I was inside his bed With the hailing of the Mary runnin' through my head Oh Father Ray I'm waiting on your judgement day I sit and pray I wish I had known what to say, like No...Learn More

Yeah When I'm at the traffic light You know I'm an average man With my head up in the clouds And the wood between my hand That's cause I pump it Pump it good That's cause I pump it Just like I know I should You know when I get to work I'm everybody's favorite guy With my hand up on the mouse Looking busy And a twinkle in my eye That's cause I...Learn More

Music Alright High school is over Step away from your computer I'm waking up with everybody that I know I turn on the computer screen and there they go They're just a bunch of ghosts from long ago That I cannot get rid of Yeah some of them had kids Some of them got killed And some of them got addicted to doctor's pills And most of us got dreams...Learn More

No matter what's took No matter what's given I always want more son 'Cause this is how I'm livin' Christian Hansen and The Joe Edmonton's dance heroes, you know, you know This is a collab of rap funk brought to you by the powers of two like minds, about to show you just how we're living, how I'm livin', how I'm livin' Wake up, get in my car Drive...Learn More

The sun is out, but I'm staying in Even though I’ve got so much to do I'm hiding under the covers, man Look in the mirror, and I think Who are you? See, some days I'm like Romeo Climbing up buildings and high fiving the sun Other days I’m like Kirkegaard And crying the tears is what I do for fun Oh yeah You know I'm trying to get to Heaven...Learn More