[Lyric] Someone I Can Love (Christian Hansen & the Autistics)

In this world of fakes and phonies
Fucks and holy war
I find myself tuning out and wanting something more

From the hall I see it all
I been the bestest bestest man
Watched them slow dance with a smile
And left with an empty hand

I want someone I can love
That I won't hate
Someone that will think about me while she masturbates

I don't care if you blush
Blushin' just leaves you stuck
I'm lookin' for a woman that will give a fuck

(Tell me a little about what she looks like)

This date's okay
She is okay
What a pretty face
But halfway through I'm thinking of ways
That I could escape
Hidе in the stall I see it all
I think I'm turning out just like my dad
A differеnt woman every year
But that motherfucker's always mad

He wants someone he can love
That he won't hate
Someone that will think about him while she masturbates

I don't care if you blush
Blushin' just leaves you stuck
See I'm lookin' for a woman that will give a fuck

Oh shit, yes, and maybe so
Tell 'em shit, yes and maybe so
Oh shit, yes, it may be so
Tell 'em shit, yes and maybe no

Baby in the bedroom (Bedroom)
I will never let you down
I got so much headroom
I need somebody else around, oh Lord

Someone that I can love
That I won't hate
Someone I can think about while I masturbate
I don't care if you blush
Blushin' just leaves you stuck
See I'm lookin' for a woman that will give a fuck

(I dropped the goddamn fucking jingle bells!
Holy shit)