[Kids] Grandma, that scared me! Yeah, I may never sleep again! [Jackie Beat as Grandma] Oh, dear What am I going to do? Oh I know! I'll tell you a wonderful story about a gaggle of drag queens [Kids] What's a gaggle? [Jackie Beat as Grandma] Well it's when a fella has a really big... oh, nevermind Just shut up and listen Once upon a time A bunch...Learn More

[Kids] Wow! That really cheered me up Or maybe its just these rum balls, mmm [Jackie Beat as Grandma] Give me those you little monster! Feeling better thanks to the song The drag queens decided to take matters into their own hands And pushed the bus to the closest service station About a mile up the road [Kids] They pushed the bus!? [Jackie Beat...Learn More

[Jackie Beat as Grandma] Oh now what are you children still doing up? Santa Claus is coming soon with all your presents You know how that song goes: "He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake" Well if you're not asleep when he arrives He's going to turn right around and leave [Kids] With all our presents? Oh grandma, that's...Learn More

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Hahaha, well that was real nice! The only thing bigger than your talent is your adam's apple [Jiggly Caliente] Thank you? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Oh! And your hands Those are... some big lady hands [Jiggly Caliente] Excuse me? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Truth is we don't get much good...Learn More