[Lyric] Interlude 2 (Christmas Queens)

[Kids]
Grandma, that scared me!
Yeah, I may never sleep again!

[Jackie Beat as Grandma]
Oh, dear
What am I going to do?
Oh I know!
I'll tell you a wonderful story about a gaggle of drag queens

[Kids]
What's a gaggle?

[Jackie Beat as Grandma]
Well it's when a fella has a really big... oh, nevermind
Just shut up and listen
Once upon a time
A bunch of adorable drag queens
Were on tour with their annual holiday show
The glittery glamorous gals traveled city to city
On their big pink bus...
[Drag Queens singing]
Ninety nine bottles of booze and a bus...

[Jackie Beat as Grandma]
... one night they were driving along
On their way to their next big show
When all of a sudden the bus started
Making strange noises

[Kids]
Haha, like the noises you make after eating mexican food grandma?
Brrrr...

[Jackie Beat as Grandma]
No!
Even worse!
...
The bus came to a stop in the middle of nowhere
Needless to say the drag queens were quite frightened
I mean, this was even scarier than that one time they saw Lady Bunny without her makeup on

[Kids screaming]
Oh my god!

[Jackie Beat as Grandma]
So, while sitting out there in the darkness
One of the drag queens
A big sassy southern gal named Ginger Minj
Decided to try cheering up everyone with a song