[Verse] He's a high horse, his wife finally left and his eyes sore Couldn't find the mare he would die for Bridgeside, 'nother mare had asked him for the time Now he got another date, elevator to a ninth floor Two sisters find a Rose at their door, they're pink A lot of trouble they're beholden to think Colada sees another ten bottles go down the...Learn More

[Verse] Quotient: life walk with the posse tokens Meant all the love which she's encompassing's in foggy focus Her face captured, stained glass, it's still the best one And so a girl grows up enough to have quit a fence, jump- Knew it should happen, gave the Princesses holidays Wistful, though she just got the visits, she'll moderate 'Cause she...Learn More

[Verse] Season one, Pinkie was a nice case Eyes warm, an ice age, island of a smile, play Essence of a truer way of bein', gotta light ways For all the people watchin' screens 'til their eyes ache Season two, Luna not a gamer, though Crazy for the crazy late ladies, need to label those As in girls who up at night, pro'ly like to stay alone Join the...Learn More

[Verse] In 2012, I kicked it, makin' joke accounts on BronyNet Pokin' out the eyeballs of the admin who was odious A week ago, I found my damn music on his pony app Whoever said you couldn't make a difference doin' pony rap? Kinda horse famous, but fuck it, if I got killings I'd be jet set 'cause the upper crust is not filling Eye behind sunshades,...Learn More

[Verse] Jasmine Leaf, a tea pony in a cider town Shop's dark, she'd keep going if she'd find a route Having to explain all of the flavors and provide a count To a bunch of glazed eye mares who don't buy 'em out No, not the right amount, no, not the right taste Ponies only want her for a gift or a spice paste On Hearth's Warming, she get a lattice...Learn More

[Verse] Bon Bon has had a strange week or two Got a couple ponies wearing suits, she can't seem to lose Found something with a red light on it, kinda shaped like a pen Lyra came by and left, then she came by again It's weird memories, maybe Zecora got weird remedies Swear she had more candy inside of that clear centerpiece Now she keeps indoors...Learn More

[Intro] Steryo [Verse 1] Back and forthin' rap performer trackin' boards, mackin' horses I lack a source, a kid stabbed me for my last endorphin I keep you laughin' at your past remorses And got as many horses in my craft as fuckin' Kraft has oranges Which kid is the marvelous horse? It's a leg for a chit, kid, it's an arm for a sword It's a leg...Learn More

[Verse 1] Magazine blanket, packin' three stank-tips After three wanks and a nap and three sandwiches Back at three, vanquished, rapping creep anguish Grab a G-strang, bitch, it's Spike The Dragon Cold-blooded predator of pornographic imagery Born to catch the symmetry and floor it past the limit, mean I'm fucking that... but when I'm done, I'll...Learn More

[Verse] She's a wallflower, not quite fall hour, all life Walled in a tall tower, talk types walk by Doll dour, hall gripes all sour not quite Quiet, just their eyes get her skull scoured But she lately seein' stars when the stares start Back of class, castin' a glance out through a hair part If she had the confidence of preps, she would where...Learn More

[Intro] Another reason freestyle rapping is difficult Has to do with the pre-frontal cortex of the brain Normally as we're going through life, we're- ​are every self-aware We're very critical of ourselves and we have a lot of negative self-talk Especially when it comes to learning new things— in freestyle rapping Because it's a performance-based...Learn More

[Verse] Like all pain, it started over a conflict All over the commons, the chaos comin' incongruent Groan congress, no hope for a comment Low blow, but no chance to go home to a convent A long stream filled with water they can't drink A fire stemmin' from a wired ire, they can't think Their way past, wood starts to melt, they break glass Couple of...Learn More

[Verse] Amor fati, no more fatigue, make a jubilee No Patreon, you should donate to my Udemy Broke a game, I'm recoding it in Unity "Ponies are gay!" Wait, sorry, who are you to me? Now I can help you with the guided meditations We slide like that one scene in Fight Club with the penguin I'm like love if you hate it, see me everywhere Topic's old...Learn More