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[Verse]
Season one, Pinkie was a nice case
Eyes warm, an ice age, island of a smile, play
Essence of a truer way of bein', gotta light ways
For all the people watchin' screens 'til their eyes ache
Season two, Luna not a gamer, though
Crazy for the crazy late ladies, need to label those
As in girls who up at night, pro'ly like to stay alone
Join the NLR, bend a heart, get a ray of hope
But more than either of them, there was Twilight
The smart one, the highlight, the hard-won, the wide-eyed
Start something, conversation carved from the mind's eye
Surprised I don't have tulpas talkin' hard stuff in sci-fi
And maybe even Rarity, though I'm not a Spike type
Any type of diamond like to glitter in the right light
Starin' at creative struggles such scenes borrow
They can cut deep, love seemin' such sweet sorrow