[Chorus] I don't like this flipnote So I'm clickin' the thumbs down (Loser!) I can't make a decent flip myself So I'll bring everybody down [Verse] It's a form of false reporting It's the coward's way of life You're a punk, you have no morals You still sleep with a night light (You loser!) [Chorus] I don't like this flipnote So I'm clickin' the...Learn More

[Chorus] He's a flipnote frog, and he's from Japan Lives inside your DSi, and I'm his biggest fan [Verse] He's a flipnote frog, nothin' but a sprite Wish there was a magic spell to bring this frog to life Just a digital frog, he don't eat bugs Doesn't live inside a swamp, you can't give him a hug [Outro] He's a flipnote frog, and he's from...Learn More

[Verse] Hurray for Nintendo Finally some games are worth your dough The launch games only were "so so" You know Hurray for Nintendo Releasing 3D Mario (Finally) But can they compete with iPhone? Who knows? [Chorus] Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo 3D Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo 3d Nintendo...Learn More

[Verse 1] You're losing weight, but you don't feel so great 'Cause there's somethin' in your colon that squirms like a snake It's Tommy the Tapeworm, and he's twelve inches long, yeah He lives in your intestines, he's the star of this song, yeah [Chorus] Tommy the Tapeworm He'll make your bowels squirm, yeah [Verse 2] His cerebellum is the size...Learn More

[Skit] "Alright, son, how 'bout this one?" I wanna be a solar flare, so freakin' bad "No, no, that's, that's too scientific, how 'bout, I got it, I got it" I wanna be a potty chair, so freakin' "No, no, no, that's too, that's too dirty" "That's too dirty?" "Yeah, how 'bout this one?" I wanna be a grizzly bear, so freakin' "Wait, wait, that's too...Learn More

[Chorus] Today I just feel like doing everything I don't wanna lie in my bed I feel like playing slide trombone My time to rest has been postponed 'Cause today I swear I'm gonna do everything [Verse] I'm gonna beat someone up, gonna get a sun tan Gonna buy some new shoes, eat a whole box of crayons Gonna walk right down the streets of Japan Oh yes...Learn More

[Verse] Like maybe Ripping your hair out, burning your money Or staring at a rock for an hour Discovering that your parents didn't exist Or thinking you have magical powers Giving my dog a shave, eating raw tater tots Supporting Obama's campaign My life is so absurd, I wish that I could just Live in some castle in Spain [Chorus] Well, as you can...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey, false reporter You're a punk, you have no morals You're completely out of order Is this how you settle quarrels? Flagging flips Just to knock them off the top ten list You piece of (Heh heh heh) [Verse 2] Hey, false reporter What it like being so petty? And why are your hands so sweaty? You still snuggle with your teddy You're a...Learn More

[Verse 1] About five feet in length Much too big for a tank That's a moray (That’s a moray) [Verse 2] Hides in coral reef caves And then pounce on its prey That's a moray (That's a moray) [Verse 3] Hasn’t got side fins Rainbow colored skin Not a reptile kin That's a moray (That's a moray) [Verse 4] Under tropical reef It has sharp pointy...Learn More

[Verse] I wanna be a panda bear, so freakin' bad I'd eat all kinds of food I never had, oh yeah I wanna be on the cover of Zoo Magazine Smiling next to a zebra and a sheep (What's up, zebra?) But every time they close the cage I feel a bit more enraged 'Cause there's nobody who wants to see me, they don't care...Learn More